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I would like to cordially invite you all the the Pants party!!!

So my roomates are gone for the weekend and i'm sitting at my desk in nothing but my undies and my window is open and it's really cold and my nipples could cut glass. Yea....i just thought i'd share that. Bedtime!!

don't forget to turn back the clocks!!
nerdboy2345:
i like your stripper hat story
rivaine:
I just have to laugh at all you poor suckers who still subscribe to daylight savings time. tongue Here in Arizona we know better. Yes, it's about the ONLY thing we know better about, but hell, I'll take what I can get.
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Back at the ole work again. I'm getting annoyed with this whole one day off a week shit. This management training class is starting to suck ballsack. It's so long and boring and tedious and i just want to slit my wrists while i'm in it. BLEH

Hey at least i'm gonna get 2 days off next week thanks to good ole easter. I'm just...
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kriss:
hey babe

you know I tempt!!

that is my thing!!

kisses
sushi boy
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lolablu:
If I were locked in a room with four weirdos for any extended period of time, I'd never be able to talk to normal people again. I would forget how. That sort of thing is not like riding a bike.
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Ugh i have so much shit to do today. I fuckin have homework for work. I have to fill out like 30 pages of shit for my management training class. Along with my regular shit around the store and i'm gonna put it all off untill the last possible moment to get it done. Because that's how how i roll bitches! I can't get things...
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kriss:
THANKS!!!

kisses
KRISSwink kiss
liztraylor:
Haha no help. We just got home and saw em running up and down the couch
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So this older woman can into my store today and for some reason i was totaly attracted to her. She had this outfit on that had her breasts popping out like crazy. She was a huge flirt and hopping all over beds and stuff and being a total tease. I got a huge erection over it. I had to do the tuck up and hold...
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kriss:
I am sorry you are having a bad night....

I rather enjoyed it.....

welcome to my world BTW!!

Kisses
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_catalyst_:
HA! Oops, sorry, I mean oh you poor poor boy with you shitty life and your shitty future!

Not that crying isnt awesome sometimes.

IS there anything that makes you laugh? Do that. Try a doob. Or some most extreme elimination challenge. fuck no more punctuation it's too early,;'0-=
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Well i've been in san diego for about 8 months now and i haven't accomplished a damn thing i had set for myself. I need to get myself back on track. I'm afraid that if i don't do it soon i'm gonna get too comfortable and end up at this job for much longer than i ever wanted. Scary

I'm still feeling kinda lonely and...
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kriss:
oh that is great!!

I am always curious how people find eachother here!

I love my stories and I am glad you like that one too

switching computers be in chat room in a sec.
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amberleigh:
knitting?
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Welp i guess it's about time to update. I don't really feel like drawing a new picture tho so i don't think i'm gonna! So there!

I just ate so much food. I think i'm gonna explode. Sucks for whoever is gonna have to clean it up.

uhmmm what else. I'm depressed and lonely and i think i'm gonna masturbate.

well noone answered my challenge...
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smoggy:
So how do you do this 5 second penis art then?
I'll have a go.

how much food did you eat? was it like the scene from Monty Pythons Meaning Of life with Mr Creosote.
"would you like a wafer thin mint"
"Fuck off i'm full"
eeek
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Work is really starting to stress me out. My store manager is power trippin like a mothafucka. He was way cool before he started taking this management training program at work but he's really turned into a cock since he got out. Now the shitty thing is that since he is the store manager he gets all the credit for the store doing really well...
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I moved to San Diego because it "never rains" and it's done nothing but fucking rain for like a week straight. But at least i have my sweatshirt. And as an ode to my long time pal i shall sing the Red hooded sweatshirt song by Adam Sandler to you all!

My mom got you when i was just thirteen
The brightest red sweatshirt i...
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Well i'm pretty excited. I found out i'm getting my bonus this month at work. So that means an extra 1400$ on my paycheck!!! What to buy what to buy. I wish i wasn't such a scrooge about money because i think i deserve to splurge some money on myself. Sometimes it sucks being a scrooge. Well all the time really. I think i need...
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rivaine:
Send me money. biggrin
mallory:
ive been told to post my drawing here.
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I just finished watching the First season of Carnivale. Awesome show!!!!!! I can't wait for the next season. I'm about to start watching The Wire next. I've heard really good things about it.

I feel really sad and depressed today. I think my troubles are catching up to me and i'm gonna have to let it out at some point here. I an totaly dreading...
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thedishwasher:
im left wondering how sserious your comment was tongue wink
thedishwasher:
yay... hahhaa, i so need to see him do stand-up sometime, though i doubt hed ever be around here....