krim

Best line ever

" Hey baby you ever had your asshole licked by a fatman in an overcoat? "

Gosh i love Jay and Silent Bob. It's my new South Park Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.

So the last two days on my commute to work i've seen cars flipped on the freeway. Yesturday there was a single car, no signs of an accident, but i guess it swerved off the road hit a bump and flipped upside down. The rear bumper was on the median and the front was on the ground so it was kind of tilted. The traffic...
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I just acknowledged i'm addicted to brownies. I find myself going to the grocery store at odd times in the middle of the night to buy some brownie mix and cook them. I can't help myself. Peanut butter chip brownies are all i can think about!!

What do i do?!

a h h h h w e l l i a m t e h b o r e d m o f a k a s

i n e e d s o m e o n e t o e n t e r t a i n m e p l e a s e

i d o n ' t f...
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Lol i left work last night to see two chicks squatting down urinating behind my store. Before i could get in my car one of them mumbled something in a drunken stupor that wasn't understandable and i replied with "take your time". I pointed, laughed, got in my car, and drove home.

Good times....

Well i've found a cure to my lack of sleep due...
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Well well well i guess it's time for another update, although there isn't much of an update in my life right now. I seem to be stuck in this boring routine i call my life and i really want to break the cycle. Basically it consists of going to work, coming home, playing WoW for about 3-4 hours and then going to bed. There is...
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So totaly out of the blue i had a dream about Britany Spears last night. Like she was my buddy and i was showing her around where i grew up. We were going into stores that used to be there and making illegal U-Turns where i always would if i missed this one light. She was pregnant with some guy's baby and left him to...
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Well well well i just dinged 58 in WoW before i left for work. I never thought i was gonna get here but only 2 more levels till i'm 60 and then there will be hell to pay for the horde!!! Along with lots of corpse humping! That's right!! I'm a corpse humper!! What's it to you?!?!

Well anyhoo back at work. It was sooo...
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I BELIEVE YOU HAVE MY STAPLER!!!!!

Well another day in the life of me. I get to work an extra 11 hours this week while my manager gets to go to the Annual Management Retreat at nun other than Disneyland. How the fuck does that work out? Hmmm i sit here by myself, spanking it whenever i can, and he gets to go to disneyland. Granted there are some meetings in...
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