Sunday Feb 01, 2004

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Boredom has subsided. nipple pinching to commense shortly. followed by lots of masturbation.

CURSED PENIS!!! STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!

See the nipples respect me. They ask nicely but penis just thinks hes big and bad and can demand whatever he wants. Why i otta.....!!!!!

ARRR!!!
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pulloffmywings:
i'm sure if i had a penis, it'd tell me what to do too. i'd probably like it though *grins*

i'm now reminded of a Mr. Show sketch.... cock rings! any-cock'll-dooooo!!!!
knine:
Dont trust the nipples, they have an alliance with the penis!

Saturday Jan 31, 2004

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Bleh i hate then you have that like foot long area of blank space and you have to scroll down to the journal or whatever. Meh annoying. But lots of stuff annoys me. Like Infomercials. They've cut them down to fit in the middle of comercial slots. I don't want to buy your fucking piece of shit bowflex or your fucking hair resoration shit so...
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blackriver:
It's okay. i hate a lot of things too. someone disrespected me tonight so i get to kick him in his leg

Saturday Jan 31, 2004

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Sooo i'm going to babysit a couple rugrats in the morning. They like me. I'm fun. I like to wrestle, and have pillow fights, and good stuff like that. I wish people my age were down with that kinda stuff. But hey maybe i'm still 10 at heart biggrin

On another note i really am liking to bite my hands, and make teeth prints. The top...
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blackriver:
want me to bite them?
blackriver:
i'm down with the pillow fighting and the wrestling smile

Friday Jan 30, 2004

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So yea i can't stop biting myself. I think i have too much tension built up or something, that or i need to get laid. Either way it needs to be satisfied.

On another note i just got 11653points in solitare! OMG amazing game! Single draw in 63 seconds. Uba uba uba. Less solitare more sex. Less solitare more sex. Less solitare more sex. Maybe...
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smoggy:
I'm back!!!! eeek

have you got a job yet? have you got laid yet? have you played another game of solitaire yet ?(yawn). Have you paid your traffic ticket yet?
There's so many issues to resolve when I get home from work .
yuriel:
amen penis. ditto here i need laid hah.
hmm lol solitaire sucks.. pity i wasnt feeling well for that contest ( still beat you though i fell asleep at five that morning BUT HAD BEEN AWAKE FOR OVER THIRTY FUCKING HOURS HAH!) tongue peace out yo!

Thursday Jan 29, 2004

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Phew so i lasted a whole 4 hours.

*pats myself on the back*

NOW WHAT PENIS NOW WHAT!?!

so yea.....oh i missed the fun last night. There was going to be an insomnia contest that i was surely gonna win but i had some little rugrats staying the night because their mom was going in for surgery the next day and she needed help.

Omg...
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razzell:
Cool!I'm glad you decided to take my advice! 4 hours!Wow!Not too shabby!

The store will carry alternative arts and fashions.You know, clothing,art work,and jewlery with more of an edge to it.I'm hoping it'll be a hit.This is sort of a small town,so people have to do a lot of driving to buy anything cool or different.I believe it'll work out.The people i've talked to seem enthusiastic about it.


I think I saw Dave Attell the other day myself.Was he the one joking about being really lazy,and not wanting to do anything that would require putting on pants?
He was hilarious!He said a lot of funny stuff.It would take too long to write if I were to try and go into it all.Comedy Central had a lot of funny comedians on Sunday.I almost peed myself.

Anyways,i'm glad that there's less friction between you and penis now.Ha! Friction..... biggrin
razzell:
I will be co-owner.It'll be so great not to have to work for someone.The boss I have now has multiple personality disorder.I never know who the hell i'll be dealing with from one day to the next.I have to get away from there before she drives me insane.
If the tips there weren't so good I would have left a long time ago.It's a pretty upscale restaurant for this area.

I love comedy myself.I could watch stand-up comedians all day,actually I have before.I love to laugh.I think it's a great medicine. biggrin

Wednesday Jan 28, 2004

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So i'm really tired of being helpless to the power that me penis posseses. Its like whenever i see a nudie girl my penis is like

"hey you up there, come play with me or else"

And i'm like totaly afraid of the or else so i gotta do it. right? Well no more. Next time i see nudie girls and penis is like

"Hey...
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robarales:
wait , was it you or your talking penis that left the journal entry?

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leena1:
good stuff man.. wish my hubby had convos like these with his penis.... and photographed stuffed animal pornos... u kick ass

Tuesday Jan 27, 2004

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Boredom consumes me.......... Urges to jerk off taking over.........damn you penis damn youuuuu.........
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blackriver:
just sit back and take it in ur hand...
mothra:
You have the best profile pic, my old roommate used to draw shit like that on everything in our house.

Monday Jan 26, 2004

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Omg so i've been mindlessly playing solitare for the last hour. Time to go watch Average Joe 2. Wohoooo! Thanks solitare for sucking away life! biggrin

Sunday Jan 25, 2004

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Wheee another day another 12 hours of doing nothing. puke

I haven't started my movie quest yet and i'm bored out of my mind so i guess now is as good a time as any. I kinda wanna watch Casino again too. It was on the USA network today but it was 4 hours long which translates to like an hour and a half of comercials...
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daniyell:
Never see Notting Hill. So bad. Or Pearl Harbour.

I think the boy realized what's up. He left today, it was friendly, but that was all. I think it's all good, and I just hope I didn't hurt his feelings too much. Bleh.
lunna:
Soon enough my ooo aaa Soon enough. Ok, yes don't see American Wedding. God, it was so annoying. The end made me feel all warm & gushy but so not worth it. Later. kiss

Saturday Jan 24, 2004

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Wheee. Idunno i just felt like going wheee.

My friend forced me to sit through the worst movie ever, well since Gigli, called Alex and Emma. It was fkn torture. I can't even describe how bad it was. All of the angry things that pop in my head to describe it are fighting with one another for the best one, and well they're all winners....
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yuriel:
not pathetic at all
we dorks/nerds/geeks own this world
rock biggrin <3 hell yeah haha have a great one man heh sounds like you had a whack time yo haha
yuriel:
sounds like you had a killer whack time yo although that movie sounds like utter shit!haha peace out yo.
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