WOHOOOOO ITS FRIDAY AND ITS ACTUALLY LIKE A FRIDAY TO ME!
So i have this weekend off which i'm so stoked about and i don't have to work monday or tuesday so it's a 4 day weekend! WOHOOOOOOOOO!!! The roomates are all going snowboarding/skiing so i have the house all to myself. Now the only thing left to do is get someone to come over and have sex all over the place while they're gone. I'm gonna be in my undies and wife beater all weekend till it's crusty brown and i'm not gonna shower or do dishes or anything! Well maybe i'll change my shirt everyday and take at least one shower cause that's kinda gross. But it's gonna be wonderful! Like a dream! Well....if i can find a woman
9 more hours to go, i did all my weekly duties so all i have left to do is watch TV, play around on the computer and hopefully make some money.
I was watching Sex and Lucia yesturday in the break room and i got so turned on i almost whipped out the dongger and squeezed one out. I hadn't masturbated in like 3 days so it was about that time. I was soo tempted and about one penis throb from having to go through with it. But i gathered my composureI had to turn it off because the last thing i want is to have a customer come in and i have to get up and go greet them with a huge erection. That'd be too pretty of a picture. So no more sexy movies at work
Welp better get to doing nothing.
Happy i get a 4 day weekend and none of you do unless you're slackers who don't have jobs day because then you'd have infinite day weekends day!
So i have this weekend off which i'm so stoked about and i don't have to work monday or tuesday so it's a 4 day weekend! WOHOOOOOOOOO!!! The roomates are all going snowboarding/skiing so i have the house all to myself. Now the only thing left to do is get someone to come over and have sex all over the place while they're gone. I'm gonna be in my undies and wife beater all weekend till it's crusty brown and i'm not gonna shower or do dishes or anything! Well maybe i'll change my shirt everyday and take at least one shower cause that's kinda gross. But it's gonna be wonderful! Like a dream! Well....if i can find a woman
9 more hours to go, i did all my weekly duties so all i have left to do is watch TV, play around on the computer and hopefully make some money.
I was watching Sex and Lucia yesturday in the break room and i got so turned on i almost whipped out the dongger and squeezed one out. I hadn't masturbated in like 3 days so it was about that time. I was soo tempted and about one penis throb from having to go through with it. But i gathered my composureI had to turn it off because the last thing i want is to have a customer come in and i have to get up and go greet them with a huge erection. That'd be too pretty of a picture. So no more sexy movies at work
Welp better get to doing nothing.
Happy i get a 4 day weekend and none of you do unless you're slackers who don't have jobs day because then you'd have infinite day weekends day!
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-Dana