krim

So the new job is goin well. I'm learning how to be one of those annoying sales people so i can sell you stuff you don't want and get lots of commission. Na j/k i hate those kinda people. They're actually teaching us to be people friendly sales people so they don't immediately run away from us. Pretty interesting stuff too. In theory i can see why it works. Now i know how and why people will try to get me to buy shit and i can fuck with them and push all the wrong buttons without being a total dick to see if they'll go away. It'll be great.

I didn't do dick for the 4th but then again i'm a tard. I'm really proud of myself though. I finally washed my car after about 8 months. For the last several weeks or so i decided i'd draw a penis on it for every week i didn't wash it. My roomates started calling it the penis mobile. I should've take pictures before hand but oh well. Maybe i should just not wash it for another 8 months and draw lots more penii. Yep i think that's a good idea.

Welp my penis is angry with me for not giving it any attention so i think it's off to make penis happy and then sleepy time.