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So i was just going poop and i saw this really big huge hanging bug like super mosquito eater thing as i was sittin on the toilet. these things have totaly invaded the house. I've killed like 6 of them today. idunno where the fuck they're coming from. So anyways after i was done i got a piece of toilet paper and grabbed it because it was hanging from the metal part of the lights in there. i didn't squish it i just grabbed it. then i put it in the toilet and let it's last few seconds of life be it swimming in my poo water. Muahahahaha!

So yea i just kinda thought it would suck to die in poo water. So muahahahahaha stupid bug!

A couple nights ago i was having a dream and in the dream i was sitting at a booth in the corner of some restauraunt talking to some guy. No idea who the guy was but something caught the corner of my eye. It was weird though because when i looked over it was like i was looking at a shit load of eisles, shit idunno how to spell it, but those things in stores that they put merchandice and shit on so it was like i was looking at the inside of a wallmart or target or something. Anyways so this thing catches my eye and i watch it and it's flying my way. So i'm like wtf is this thing and it keeps getting closer. It's kinda tiny not to big and it keeps getting closer and closer and finally it smacks into the window and falls on me syill moving around and making weird noises and i realize it's a fucking bat. So i wake up grabbing my neck and freaking out and shit and so yea it was really scarry.

I hate dreams where you wake up your dream has carried over into reality and you're freakin out. Eerie!!!

So yea what else. I've decided i want to have a mohawk. I think my hair has gotten long enough. I haven't had a haircut in almost 5 months. It's kinda turned into one of those 60's mop head kinda haircuts except that i have a cowlick so it sticks up in the back left corner if i don't use gel. Gaddam hair! I will shave you again one of these days! MARK MY WORD! So yea i want a mohawk. I wonder if i can go into a barbershop and just say "I'll take the standard mohawk please sir." Like i wonder if it's requested alot or even taught at barber college. Because i definitely don't want a fucked up mohawk. I'm not payin 15$ for a half assed partially deformed mohawk ya know. Come to think of it idunoo how much haircuts even cost anymore. I haven't had one in probably 4 years.

I saw Kill Bill vol.1 today. Was pretty badass. Just im time to go watch the 2nd one tomorrow now without having to wait! Yay! Gosh i'm smrt. i am so smart i am so smart s.m.r.t i mean s.m.a.r.t.! yay anyways so i think i'm gonna go watch that tomorrow.

survivor was pretty weak tonight. this whole all stars thing has been pretty boring in my opinion. american idol however has finally become smart. America is finally figuring out how shitty the red head guy and the little midget man are. Thank god they got rid of midget man tonight. I was getting so tired of hearing him from the other room. no really i don't watch american idol. I DON'T! GADDAMIT REALLIY I DONT!! WHY DONT YOU BELIEVE ME?!?!? ok i do. but i don't like it. GOT IT?! So yea red head sucky man better go next week.

shit idunno why i'm ranting so much right now. i guess i'm just really bored and feel like going on and on about random stuff but i will stop now. i need to go uhm oh shit i'm missing CSI!!!! FUCK FUCK! ok bye!!!