I'm bored, i think i'm gonna go downstairs and eat some peanut butter and crackers thanks to m1sund3rst0od and her peanut butter antics! Yes antics i say!
so i haven't masturbated in like 3 days. i don't really know why but hey i think that's a new personal best for me.
Last night i had a dream that i was going to a movie with my dad. We lived in this little hick town without a movie theatre so the only place to watch movies was over this one woman's house who we had to pay to watch a movie on her TV. I guess noone else had VCRs or whatever. Then my dad was gone and i started playing video games on her TV.
Then somehow my dream shifted to me being a handman/fixitman and i was over this woman's house and she wanted me to fix some stuff. So i cut a hole in her wall to put in a lightswitch or something but there was already a light switch right next to the hole i had just cut. So i tried to patch it up because i really did a fucked up job but she didn't care. Then she asked if it would be ok if she undressed in front of me. Of course i didn't mind so she took off her shit and i was a little weirded out because she was married and trying to seduce me or something. Then she asked me a question and i said what? But i think i really said it outloud in my sleep because i woke up after that.
The end.
So i wanna go see a movie tomorrow. Should i see dawn of the dead, Secret Window, or the one with Jim carrey and elijah wood and kate winslet i can't remember the name. Help me decide
so i haven't masturbated in like 3 days. i don't really know why but hey i think that's a new personal best for me.
Last night i had a dream that i was going to a movie with my dad. We lived in this little hick town without a movie theatre so the only place to watch movies was over this one woman's house who we had to pay to watch a movie on her TV. I guess noone else had VCRs or whatever. Then my dad was gone and i started playing video games on her TV.
Then somehow my dream shifted to me being a handman/fixitman and i was over this woman's house and she wanted me to fix some stuff. So i cut a hole in her wall to put in a lightswitch or something but there was already a light switch right next to the hole i had just cut. So i tried to patch it up because i really did a fucked up job but she didn't care. Then she asked if it would be ok if she undressed in front of me. Of course i didn't mind so she took off her shit and i was a little weirded out because she was married and trying to seduce me or something. Then she asked me a question and i said what? But i think i really said it outloud in my sleep because i woke up after that.
The end.
So i wanna go see a movie tomorrow. Should i see dawn of the dead, Secret Window, or the one with Jim carrey and elijah wood and kate winslet i can't remember the name. Help me decide
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No really,I wouldn't have minded trying to tell you what happened,but I really do suck at it.I skip around way too much.You really should just go to the web site.You'll get a detailed account there.
Haahaaa!!!Leave it to you to dream in porno! It was probably a side effect from not masturbating!
I think you should go see Dawn of the Dead,cause i'm gonna go see it tomorrow.Then it can be like we saw it together,and we can talk about it and stuff.
Then you can write in my journal and tell me what it was like because I'm going to see it when I get home from work next week.