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Sunday Feb 01, 2004

Jan 31, 2004
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Boredom has subsided. nipple pinching to commense shortly. followed by lots of masturbation.

CURSED PENIS!!! STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!

See the nipples respect me. They ask nicely but penis just thinks hes big and bad and can demand whatever he wants. Why i otta.....!!!!!

ARRR!!!
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pulloffmywings:
i'm sure if i had a penis, it'd tell me what to do too. i'd probably like it though *grins*

i'm now reminded of a Mr. Show sketch.... cock rings! any-cock'll-dooooo!!!!
Jan 31, 2004
knine:
Dont trust the nipples, they have an alliance with the penis!
Feb 1, 2004

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