So i'm really tired of being helpless to the power that me penis posseses. Its like whenever i see a nudie girl my penis is like
"hey you up there, come play with me or else"
And i'm like totaly afraid of the or else so i gotta do it. right? Well no more. Next time i see nudie girls and penis is like
"Hey mofo whats your problem, get busy"
I'll be like
"Hey you penis there, you can't tell me what to do. I'm in control here and no matter what you say i aint gonna do it.
And penis will be like
"Oh yea well then next time you want me to get excited i'm just gonna be like, No way Jose. You don't do for me and i aint gonna do for you. So there"
And i'm like
"Well you know what, i don't need you to agree, i'll make you do whatever i want. You can't stop me"
Then he's like
"I hate you! You're so selfish and never want to do anything for anyone but yourself. It seems like you don't even care about me anymore. All those nights, alone, when no ladies want to come over, i mean everynight for the last 47 years, and it's been you and me. We're always there for one another. Noone knows you like i know you. Can't we work this out?"
So i'm like
"You know what, you're right. You are always there for me. Ready to cheer me up when i'm down. Talk to me when noone else is there to talk to. I'm sorry i rejected you. I know we can work this out. We've been here before. We'll always be together. Everyone has their fights but we're family, family doesn't stay mad at eachother."
So i give penis a hug, and he hugs me back. And we walk off to the bathroom hand in hand, err hand on penis. And live happily ever after. Its like an episode of Full House but with me and my penis.
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Anyways.....So yea i'm gonna stop letting penis dictate my life. NO LONGER WILL I BE A PEON TO ME PENIS!
My no-masturbating strike will officially start right now. How long will i last? Stay tuned to find out!
Coming next journal entry on That's My Penis : Penis at the Park. Tune in tomorrow night to see what unravels when penis suddenly pops out at the local amusement park.
"hey you up there, come play with me or else"
And i'm like totaly afraid of the or else so i gotta do it. right? Well no more. Next time i see nudie girls and penis is like
"Hey mofo whats your problem, get busy"
I'll be like
"Hey you penis there, you can't tell me what to do. I'm in control here and no matter what you say i aint gonna do it.
And penis will be like
"Oh yea well then next time you want me to get excited i'm just gonna be like, No way Jose. You don't do for me and i aint gonna do for you. So there"
And i'm like
"Well you know what, i don't need you to agree, i'll make you do whatever i want. You can't stop me"
Then he's like
"I hate you! You're so selfish and never want to do anything for anyone but yourself. It seems like you don't even care about me anymore. All those nights, alone, when no ladies want to come over, i mean everynight for the last 47 years, and it's been you and me. We're always there for one another. Noone knows you like i know you. Can't we work this out?"
So i'm like
"You know what, you're right. You are always there for me. Ready to cheer me up when i'm down. Talk to me when noone else is there to talk to. I'm sorry i rejected you. I know we can work this out. We've been here before. We'll always be together. Everyone has their fights but we're family, family doesn't stay mad at eachother."
So i give penis a hug, and he hugs me back. And we walk off to the bathroom hand in hand, err hand on penis. And live happily ever after. Its like an episode of Full House but with me and my penis.
________________________________
Anyways.....So yea i'm gonna stop letting penis dictate my life. NO LONGER WILL I BE A PEON TO ME PENIS!
My no-masturbating strike will officially start right now. How long will i last? Stay tuned to find out!
Coming next journal entry on That's My Penis : Penis at the Park. Tune in tomorrow night to see what unravels when penis suddenly pops out at the local amusement park.
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[Edited on Jan 29, 2004 1:04AM]