Phew so i lasted a whole 4 hours.
*pats myself on the back*
NOW WHAT PENIS NOW WHAT!?!
so yea.....oh i missed the fun last night. There was going to be an insomnia contest that i was surely gonna win but i had some little rugrats staying the night because their mom was going in for surgery the next day and she needed help.
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*pats myself on the back*
NOW WHAT PENIS NOW WHAT!?!
so yea.....oh i missed the fun last night. There was going to be an insomnia contest that i was surely gonna win but i had some little rugrats staying the night because their mom was going in for surgery the next day and she needed help.
Omg...
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So i'm really tired of being helpless to the power that me penis posseses. Its like whenever i see a nudie girl my penis is like
"hey you up there, come play with me or else"
And i'm like totaly afraid of the or else so i gotta do it. right? Well no more. Next time i see nudie girls and penis is like
"Hey...
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"hey you up there, come play with me or else"
And i'm like totaly afraid of the or else so i gotta do it. right? Well no more. Next time i see nudie girls and penis is like
"Hey...
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robarales:
wait , was it you or your talking penis that left the journal entry?
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leena1:
good stuff man.. wish my hubby had convos like these with his penis.... and photographed stuffed animal pornos... u kick ass
Boredom consumes me.......... Urges to jerk off taking over.........damn you penis damn youuuuu.........
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blackriver:
just sit back and take it in ur hand...
mothra:
You have the best profile pic, my old roommate used to draw shit like that on everything in our house.
Omg so i've been mindlessly playing solitare for the last hour. Time to go watch Average Joe 2. Wohoooo! Thanks solitare for sucking away life! 
Wheee another day another 12 hours of doing nothing. 
I haven't started my movie quest yet and i'm bored out of my mind so i guess now is as good a time as any. I kinda wanna watch Casino again too. It was on the USA network today but it was 4 hours long which translates to like an hour and a half of comercials...
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I haven't started my movie quest yet and i'm bored out of my mind so i guess now is as good a time as any. I kinda wanna watch Casino again too. It was on the USA network today but it was 4 hours long which translates to like an hour and a half of comercials...
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daniyell:
Never see Notting Hill. So bad. Or Pearl Harbour.
I think the boy realized what's up. He left today, it was friendly, but that was all. I think it's all good, and I just hope I didn't hurt his feelings too much. Bleh.
I think the boy realized what's up. He left today, it was friendly, but that was all. I think it's all good, and I just hope I didn't hurt his feelings too much. Bleh.
lunna:
Soon enough my 
Soon enough. Ok, yes don't see American Wedding. God, it was so annoying. The end made me feel all warm & gushy but so not worth it. Later. 
Soon enough. Ok, yes don't see American Wedding. God, it was so annoying. The end made me feel all warm & gushy but so not worth it. Later. Wheee. Idunno i just felt like going wheee.
My friend forced me to sit through the worst movie ever, well since Gigli, called Alex and Emma. It was fkn torture. I can't even describe how bad it was. All of the angry things that pop in my head to describe it are fighting with one another for the best one, and well they're all winners....
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My friend forced me to sit through the worst movie ever, well since Gigli, called Alex and Emma. It was fkn torture. I can't even describe how bad it was. All of the angry things that pop in my head to describe it are fighting with one another for the best one, and well they're all winners....
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yuriel:
not pathetic at all
we dorks/nerds/geeks own this world
rock <3 hell yeah haha have a great one man heh sounds like you had a whack time yo haha
we dorks/nerds/geeks own this world
rock
<3 hell yeah haha have a great one man heh sounds like you had a whack time yo haha
yuriel:
sounds like you had a killer whack time yo although that movie sounds like utter shit!haha peace out yo.
Waking up to shaking and heart pounding is fkn freaky, but great. I had a dream i was walking around hollywood video looking for some movie, and i went up to the front to ask where it was, and that little girl from that movie The Ring popped up behind her and screamed at me or something and the next thing i know i'm awake...
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rephrased:
Yeah, the other quarter of my mind went out for a pack of cigarettes in 1993 and never came back.
I thought that too, about the girl in Philly inviting me down on Valentine's Day just to get me in bed (which, of course I wouldn't object to). But then I found out that she's... hmm... how to put this... she's a rookie. I'd be... sailing in uncharted waters. Boldly going where no man has gone before. So that makes me much less sure that she'll be trying to take advantage of me with my active cooperation. Still, like I said, she's cool shit. It'll be a good weekend.
I thought that too, about the girl in Philly inviting me down on Valentine's Day just to get me in bed (which, of course I wouldn't object to). But then I found out that she's... hmm... how to put this... she's a rookie. I'd be... sailing in uncharted waters. Boldly going where no man has gone before. So that makes me much less sure that she'll be trying to take advantage of me with my active cooperation. Still, like I said, she's cool shit. It'll be a good weekend.
jade:
That would kill me... I am terrified of dreams like that... 
They are so vivid!
They are so vivid!Hmmm has the site been down for the last couple of days? It wouldn't load for me for some reason, just kept comin up blank. Weird.
Then finally i get back to san jose and for some reason it works here but it loads soooo slow. I Don't get it. Oh Wait, that's right, i'm back on fucking AOL. GRRRRRR.
It was nice to be...
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Then finally i get back to san jose and for some reason it works here but it loads soooo slow. I Don't get it. Oh Wait, that's right, i'm back on fucking AOL. GRRRRRR.
It was nice to be...
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jade:
I'm back from LA. Crazy.
lunna:
Cute..the penis got a thong! Good Luck with work!
Happy Spank Your Monkey Day!
xoxo
Lunna
Happy Spank Your Monkey Day!
xoxo
Lunna
Omg leety stuffed animal sex photoset in my candids!
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0theamazingrando:
Bring on the beautiful furry animal pr0n baby! Nothin like seeing Garfield. Gone Wild!
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lunna:
Thank you for the comment sweetie! I hope to talk to you soon!
I'm totaly procrastinating on driving back to san jose. I don't want to give up my high speed internet. how sad is that. But i mean i'm bored as fuck anyways so i might as well stick around up here right?
I still can't believe how much my dad has changed. It just seems like he's an all around happier person. He used to be...
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I still can't believe how much my dad has changed. It just seems like he's an all around happier person. He used to be...
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ohh so today i helped my pops take down this big huge tent thing that he stores his boat in, and then transport it and put it back up in some guy's backyard. It was actually pretty fun. Most things i end up helping my pops with turn into a bitchfest because he's the pickyest mofo ever. But he's been cool ever since he broke...
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lunna:
Yah! Football & Being lazy..sounds good.
razzell:
Yep, my dad's picky like that too.
Yummmm icecream....
I hope you had a great weekend!
Yummmm icecream....
I hope you had a great weekend!
Wow it's amazing how good you feel when you actually get off your ass and do something
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yuriel:
hahhahahah@BOTH comments on this entry
hey i hate cleaning and even *id* take *that* offer
RAWR
hey i hate cleaning and even *id* take *that* offer
RAWR
razzell:
Yep,I try to do something once in a while so I can have that good feeling.
The store will carry alternative arts and fashions.You know, clothing,art work,and jewlery with more of an edge to it.I'm hoping it'll be a hit.This is sort of a small town,so people have to do a lot of driving to buy anything cool or different.I believe it'll work out.The people i've talked to seem enthusiastic about it.
I think I saw Dave Attell the other day myself.Was he the one joking about being really lazy,and not wanting to do anything that would require putting on pants?
He was hilarious!He said a lot of funny stuff.It would take too long to write if I were to try and go into it all.Comedy Central had a lot of funny comedians on Sunday.I almost peed myself.
Anyways,i'm glad that there's less friction between you and penis now.Ha! Friction.....
If the tips there weren't so good I would have left a long time ago.It's a pretty upscale restaurant for this area.
I love comedy myself.I could watch stand-up comedians all day,actually I have before.I love to laugh.I think it's a great medicine.