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So my thumb finally stopped throbbing. Maybe the band-aid was too tight or something. I guess that means my thumb is dead now and is getting now blood flow. Meh fuck it. I'll check in the morning.

Watched my boss's daughter yesturday and it was biggest piece of crap movie ever. It made me lose all respect for Ashton Kutcher after seeing buttefly effect. I...
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bleh i'm a gimp! I cut my thumb pretty deep on my left hand when i was chopping veggies with a dull knife. My form probably wasn't the smartest but if it was a sharp knife i'd have been fine! BLEH. Well on the plus side at least it wasn't my right hand. I don't think i could've been able to masturbate without full thumb...
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bleh i just cut myself chopping up onion to make tacos from scratch. Gaddamn dull knife! I BLAME YOU KNIFE!

It better be good and worth it or else i'm gonna do very naughty things to that knife!! BEWAREEEE!

Last night was the best. Everything was all tingly. I fell asleep before 5am. Man i think booze is gonna be my new best friend. I figure if i'm totaly fucked up all the time, 2 months will fly by.

House cleaners are coming in about an hour. So i need to leave and go kill some time somewhere. Movies don't start till 1:30ish. Bleh...
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wheee i'm totaly drunk and i feel all tinly all over. it's so great. i don't feel like i have a care in the wqhole world. Now if only i could have someone to do naughty rthinhfs to ,e i'd be totaly happy. any volunteers. wheee.

i just druank like half a bottle of vodka. and i can't feel any of my limbs anymore i...
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I feel like crying

Maybe alcohol will help.

Wheee i love yoga. I always feel so good after i do it. Motivation has been restored to exercise everyday! WHEEEEE!

GONADS AND STRIFE! GONADS AND STRIFE! GONADS AND STRIFE!

meh anyways. Xenosaga is the shit. I started playing that last night. I got it for christmas but i haven't been into PS2 really but i loves it.

2 months and counting till i'm in...
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So i slept in untill 2pm today fun stuff. Watched teh super bowl, ate chinese food, and watched survivor. Fun day...not.

Bleh i need some excitement this week. Everything feels so dull.

Doing yoga with some friends tomorrow that should be kewl.

I've been slacking on my exercise routine. After yoga tomorrow hopefully i'll be motivated again. Need to shed poundage before the move.

Mmmm...
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Boredom has subsided. nipple pinching to commense shortly. followed by lots of masturbation.

CURSED PENIS!!! STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!

See the nipples respect me. They ask nicely but penis just thinks hes big and bad and can demand whatever he wants. Why i otta.....!!!!!

Bleh i hate then you have that like foot long area of blank space and you have to scroll down to the journal or whatever. Meh annoying. But lots of stuff annoys me. Like Infomercials. They've cut them down to fit in the middle of comercial slots. I don't want to buy your fucking piece of shit bowflex or your fucking hair resoration shit so...
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Sooo i'm going to babysit a couple rugrats in the morning. They like me. I'm fun. I like to wrestle, and have pillow fights, and good stuff like that. I wish people my age were down with that kinda stuff. But hey maybe i'm still 10 at heart

On another note i really am liking to bite my hands, and make teeth prints. The top...
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So yea i can't stop biting myself. I think i have too much tension built up or something, that or i need to get laid. Either way it needs to be satisfied.

On another note i just got 11653points in solitare! OMG amazing game! Single draw in 63 seconds. Uba uba uba. Less solitare more sex. Less solitare more sex. Less solitare more sex. Maybe...
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