kreatinkaos

Late this afternoon , I had The Best Date ever in my entire life Yes , earlier this week I met a hot little eager to please young lady at a waterfront bar while out boating with my friends the day we met , she dry humped me at the bar while telling me how she has been around fast boats for years and how much they turn her on so I had her meet me at my beach house so we could head out in the boat to meet some friends on Long Island , well we were barely going 100mph for a couple of minutes when she actually pissed her pants in FEAR and launched into an over dramatic poorly acted out " near fatal asthma attack " all I could think is that she must date a lot of sea lice and NOT SO FAST bass boat owners , most of which think they are fast What most people that don't know me fail to realise is that I have raced boats for many years , and I choose to unwind at 140 MPH offshore , or at nearly 170MPH in my drag boat which I race in two different organizations , OBDA and DRSA So don't tell me how fast your boats are and then scream and cry like a little girl when I take you for a ride

Now I have to go wash the interior of my boat again