kreatinkaos

Well it's Christmas eve and feeling like I've been exposed to an overdose of holiday cheer . I had a Christmas party today for those unfortunate enough to have worked with me and my consulting customers . I have some last minute shopping to do for my nephew devil boy , I just found out about a gift he wants that noone bought for him cause it will annoy the living shit out of my sister and brother in law , so I absolutely must go to the mall and purchase said gift . Then I have to go to a christmas party at my godmothers house and pay all the little kiddies to pigpile santa clause " brother in law " every time he sits down , I hope they break his pacemaker .Then on Christmas day I have two more fuckinn parties to attend and I will be drinking heavily by then to make the extreme dose of extended family more tolerable so I don't deck the tenth little old lady that pinches my cheek and comments on how much I have grown .

I hope you all have a happy holiday and the nightmarish hangovers that usually follow such merriment......He He He