OK , I stayed up all night last night watching the history channel , there was a special on Germany and Japan during WW2 , and me being easily facinated by all things war related just had to watch all the programs . Something tried to eat the ducks around 3AM as they were on the back porch making one hell of a ruckus . I wasted a lot of time at the DMV renewing my registrations that I lost somehow , I think they purposely hire the most ignorant people they can find
I've never seen someone so easily fuckin confused by a computer screen before
two of your average computer geeks could easily replace twohundred DMV employees and provide faster service
After finally escaping that hellhole I was starving so I stopped at nearby BurgerKing , a flock of seagulls desended upon me while I was eating in my car in the parkinglot , one brave bird sat on my hood watching me eat , so I put food at the bottom of the windshield and watched the stupid fuck discover glass
After that I went grocery shopping and raided target for some goodies .
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frosh = bullshit class, you dont do much of anything
soph = drivers' education
junior = first aid
senior = learn why one might buy sex toys at the hardware shop...