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So if you missed yesterday's blog..... It is under the spoilers... You should check it out...there is a lot of fun in there!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Attention!!! Attention!! ATTENTION:

THIS IS A POSTING AND CASTING CALL FOR A SUGAR DADDY: IF YOU MEET THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS THEN YOU AND I CAN TALK. IF YOU ARE NOT OK WITH ANY OF THE FOLLOWING TERMS....THEN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY JUST FUCK OFF.

1. You do not need to tell me your name.... I do not care.
2. You do not need to know mine and I will never tell you.
3. No I will not have sex with you.
4. No I do not want to be your friend and go on a date to dinner or a movie.
5. If you think I care about what happened in your day you are wrong. All I care about is that you are depositing a daily allowance in my Paypal for being hot.
6. If you think I want a penpal to write letter too and want your sappy words of emotional support that you tell anything hot girl with a vagina you are wrong. You can shove those right back up your ass.
7. You must have a ton of money that you will be depositing to me daily as a allowance....and no candy is not the same thing as money. Although...with my fat ass....what no.... no it is not the same thing.
8. Basically You give me money.... I am happy and do not know who the hell you are or anything about you.

SO ANY TAKERS???

And if you didn't know I am a sarcastic smart ass and that was a joke. Although.... no no it was a joke. smile Just trying to make you laugh.

COUNT DOWN IS STILL GOING..... AND IN CASE YOU MISSED THE LAST BLOG THEN YOU AND I CAN NO LONGER BE FRIENDS!!! AND KIDDING AGAIN.... BUT THE COUNT DOWN IS FOR KRAVEN / ALISSA MAGIC.


THIS WILL BE COMING OUT IN 13 DAYS. THATS RIGHT: SUNDAY THE 4TH AT 1 AM!!!! AND DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT SLEEPING... CAUSE THERE WILL BE NONE OF THAT TIL YOU CHECK THIS SET OUT. smile

Man I really hope you all understand that I am kidding 99% of the time when I say things. I am constantly joking. But I have had a few people tell me I am demanding and can't tell if I am being sarcastic or not. I just hope you all know I really am too nice to people. So yes I am usually sarcastic and when I demand things in my blog it is because YOU WILL DO IT OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN....EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU AND BITCH SLAP YOUR ASS! smile

I also need to draw your attention to a few things on the site that I have been wowed by as of lately....that is right.... HOT SET ATTENTION TIME!

First and foremost...if you missed the front page set today....well then you are blind... but on top of that.... you really missed one of my all time new favorite sets of SG. YES I WAS THAT AMAZED WITH THIS SET. I will tell you why....It is GOGO and ANNALEE..... need I say more? Ok if so....Cherry shot it....and well she captured some of the most fantastic creative shots. So take a look and YOU CAN THINK ME LATER!

ANNALEE & GOGO HOTNESS!


Also these beauties are still in MR. And I have to say there is way to much hotness in MR for all of these great sets to ever make it to the Front Page...which is really really sad.....so yes your comments and support mean more then anything in terms of helping sets get there. Your opinions do matter. So if you love a set....leave it a ton of love!!!!

These are just a few of my very very narrowed down list of newer sets I want to see hit the front page. And don't even get me started on older sets that I want to see there!

Luscious ~ Siren


Plum_ ~ Whip It


TaniaAnn ~ Delicious


Amielle ~ Beatlemania


Pilot ~ Georgia Moon


Bounty ~ Lust


Buffy ~ Sleeping Beauty


Arquette ~ Just Like A Woman


Lunar ~ Pugs Not Drugs


Starfuck ~ Analogue


Chad ~ Gingham Knickers


Now that you all are hot and bothered and need to take a cold shower.... What else shall we talk about?
Whats on your mind? Anything you want to ponder me with?


The monster has been unleashed upon you and is wanting to wreck havoc on the front page.... You all have been soooo supportive and helpful. I really hope there is still hope for this one!!!
Kraven ~ Lil Monster

And because I love you all..... Today is a Trivia day....as my mind has been missing learning useless facts and I know yours was too!!!

~Ostriches are often not taken seriously. They can run faster than horses, and the males can roar like lions.

~Seals used for their fur get extremely sick when taken aboard ships.

~Sloths take two weeks to digest their food.

~Guinea pigs and rabbits can't sweat.

~Sharks and rays are the only animals known to man that don't get cancer. Scientists believe this has something to do with the fact that they don't have bones, but cartilage.

~The porpoise is second to man as the most intelligent animal on the planet.

~Skunks can accurately spray their smelly fluid as far as ten feet.

~Deer can't eat hay.

~On average, dogs have better eyesight than humans, although not as colorful.

~The duckbill platypus can store as many as six hundred worms in the pouches of its cheeks.

~The lifespan of a squirrel is about nine years.

~Human birth control pills work on gorillas.

~Gorillas sleep as much as fourteen hours per day.

~A biological reserve has been made for golden toads because they are so rare.

~The female lion does ninety percent of the hunting.

~The odds of seeing three albino deer at once are one in seventy-nine billion, yet one man in Boulder Junction, Wisconsin, took a picture of three albino deer in the woods.

~A group of twelve or more cows is called a flink.

~Cats often rub up against people and furniture to lay their scent and mark their territory. They do it this way, as opposed to the way dogs do it, because they have scent glands in their faces.

~Cats sleep up to eighteen hours a day, but never quite as deep as humans. Instead, they fall asleep quickly and wake up intermittently to check to see if their environment is still safe.

~Catnip, or Nepeta cataria, is an herb with nepetalactone in it. Many think that when cats inhale nepetalactone, it affects hormones that arouse sexual feelings, or at least alter their brain functioning to make them feel "high." Catnip was originally made, using nepetalactone as a natural bug repellant, but roaming cats would rip up the plants before they could be put to their intended task.

~You can tell the sex of a horse by its teeth. Most males have 40, females have 36.
(All of the trivia above was taken from:http://www.angelfire.com/ca6/uselessfacts/) There are a ton more facts there if you wanna go keep yourself occupied!



**NEW BLOG:**

So I had a dream last night that I woke up and signed into SG and both my sets in MR....My Lil Monster set and my soon to be New set with Alissa were both bought. How flipping awesome would that be. Oh how I miss two sets a day. Cause something that epic could have the possibility of happening only then. Hahah I will keep dreaming. smile

Also I really wanna do a Multi. Like I have been thinking about it a lot. I have so many fun ideas in this brain of mine and some of them are not for individual sets. I have had a idea or two and have asked photographers and most of them are not ok shooting multis and only want to stick to shooting individual sets because they get bought way more often. So I am sad. I know multis are just as thought out as individual sets. I am one of those people that plans so much I think the photogs get a little annoyed with me and just want to wing it half the time. I might put too much thought into the little details...but half the time it is the little details I love so much about sets. So what makes a good multi.....well I think it has to be two girls who compliment each other. I am not sure I like when the models look alike to the point that they could be sisters. But when they have complimentary features it works so well. For example you do not want someone who is 7 feet and the other 5 feet. That would just look awkward. There also needs to be chemistry. There are people I can meet that I just click with right off the bat and I can talk and talk and laugh and laugh with. Others you are just like what do we talk about. I think you can feel tension if it is a first meeting or the girls aren't necessarily into one another. I also want to say I do not think a girl needs to be gay to be in a multi and it work. I mean I am not a lesbian and I honestly appreciate other girls beauty and know when they are hot. I girl crush on a lot of girls. I don't know I am just rambling. I don't just want to do a multi to do a multi I want to do one cause I have done a lot of individual sets and I have often got told by this member or that member that a multi set with such and such would be so hot. And it got me thinking and I have tried but it has always fallen through. I mean I did the Chicago Multi which was so much fun....but when it is a group of girls that large it is more fun then one on one chemistry and beauty. I do have another fantastic idea for a Chicago multi that I hope I can put into plan in the future. But I really want to do a multi with another girl. So that being said any takers??? And any staff photog want to shoot it? Cause I am having a hard time finding one who will. Maybe I just need to travel to make it happen!! smile And if your name is Oogie do not worry you are already on the to do list! We just have to make it happen sexy lady! I have not forgotten our ideas! smile

I have a lot of random thoughts.... Like where do we actually come from? Did we evolve from Monkeys? Or did something greater put us here. I am not religious at all what so ever. But I really think about this a lot. And if we did come from Monkeys what put them here? It boggles my mind.

I also am incredibly obsesses with Airplanes. I can not see one and not be like " OMG OMG look a plane." Yes even when I am driving! Scary I know hahah. But I can not figure out how they fly. I mean cars have engines and they don't fly. I am not stupid I get it. But whoever designed something so neat..well again mind boggling. I hate flying it scares me. But on the ground I could spend hours in a plane. Messing with all the buttons...playing around on the head set. Making shooting noises like Top Gun. I use to go to air shows every year as a child with my dad. They were always so much fun.

I watched The Adjustment Bureau the other day and it was great. I loved the concept and that is was not your normal every day love story. It was really well put together.

Other random thoughts in my head:
~ I really want to get the video game Dead Island when it comes out. Have you seen it? It is zombie crazy fun!
~ I am wishing I was attending Hell City in Phenix this weekend. I am so sad that work yet again is keeping me from having fun. But I can not complain to much. I love my job and am thankful for it.
~Would drowning to death or burning to death be worse?
~ Why is makeup so expensive? No for real. Any girl can tell you it is true.
~ If I was given 100 purple tulips.....100 cupcakes and 100 purple balloons it would be the best gift I have ever been given....what? No one said I was easy to please!!!!
~Why do I watch scary movies before bed and then wonder why I have nightmares and can't sleep?
~ Oh and something I think about often....is the pharmaceutical conspiracies.....Yes I told you...my brain is so random. I guess because I take a lot of meds and have over the past year or two with my health issues. This one really irks me and makes me think so much. I honestly think we already have a cure for cancer and we are just not being told...because the drug industry would lose so much money and so would hospitals etc.

I think I am done being random for the night. Hopefully I didn't bore you all too much. Just thinking aloud. smile
Until next time.... Counting down to Ruby Red!!!!! 12 DAYS!!!!

VIEW 25 of 41 COMMENTS
lass:
Ohhh thank you so much lady! You are very gorgeous. Yeah I'll make sure to take lots of pictures and blog them for everyone smile. Hehe aww I will do, hope you are well <3 xx
Aug 27, 2011
jaclyn:
I miss you toooooo!!! you're so gorgeous and made me laugh the whole convention, we have to hang out! I just shot with Lavonne today in the purple lace-y's, ugh aren't they great?? you're right, sooooo comfy.

...aaaaand I can't to see that new set of yours love
Aug 28, 2011

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