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I hope you all had a wonderful Valentines Day and weekend. What did you all do? I have decided I am going to start selling prints... and right now I am just trying to get all the small stuff together so as soon as I do I will give you some more information. At this point I have pretty much given up hope on my Styx set which has been in MR for about a month now. It just sucks cause I had high hopes for it.... since it was my fav set I have shoot thus far.... Owell what can you do..... Oh and in other news... I got Avenged Sevenfold concert tickets.... Which I am super excited about. They are playing with Papa Roach, Saving Abel and Buckcherry. So it should be a fan-ass-tas-tic show!!! Cant wait to tell u all about it.
I didnt get to see Friday the 13th like I had hoped this weekend.... so if any of you did get to see it... let me know if it is worth going to see!!!
Ok now time for the daily blog... you know the one you cant live without... the one where I find random shit off the internet and copy and paste it for your enjoyment. The ones you look forward too hahahahahah !!!
Funny Pictures
Oh and fellas... next time you go to the beach... try this shaving job out if you want a hella sexy tanline hahahahah
And yes this is a real tree..... too funny
Jokes
~A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."
~A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offence, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
~A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?" He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."
~One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
~Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired.." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."
~There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years." "Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?" Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!!!!
Daily Dose Of Interesting Facts
Todays Topic.... HUMMINGBIRDS and
~The most astonishing quality of hummingbirds is their ability to broadcast color. Hummingbirds radiate like hot coals in the sun. The color that reaches your eye is created by pigment, which absorbs some colors and rejects others. Like soap bubbles, hummingbird's color comes from iridescence, not pigment. It winks on and off, depending on the light source and the angle of the viewer. This allows hummingbirds to flash colors or hide them which is useful for males who want to impress females or threaten other males.
~Hummingbirds are built for power and dazzle, hummingbirds are little more than flight muscles covered with feathers. 30% of a hummingbird's weight consists of flight muscles.
~Hummingbirds require lots of energy. They have the fastest wing beats of any bird and their hearts beat up to 1,260 beats per minute.
~A Hummingbird's flight speed can average 25-30 mph, and can dive up to 60 mph.
In their non stop quest for fuel, Hummingbirds may visit 1,000 flower per day. For protein, hummingbirds eat spiders and strain gnats from mid-air. They will pull insects out of spiderwebs including the spider itself. Sapsucker holes are a double treat, netting both insects and sap!
~The hummingbird's tiny brain, 4.2% of its body weight, is proportionately the largest in the bird kingdom.
~A hummingbird can rotate each of its wings in a circle, allowing them to be the only bird which can fly forwards, backwards, up, down, sideways or sit in sheer space. To hover, hummingbirds move their wings forward and backward in a repeated figure eight, much like the arms of a swimmer treading water. Hummingbirds can move instantaneously in any direction, start from its perch at full speed, and doesn't necessarily slow up to land. Hummingbirds can even fly short distances upside down, a trick rollover they employ when being attacked by another bird.
~Hummingbirds do not mate for life - the female raises the young on her own. The male hummingbird is not involved with raising the young. The female does all the work of raising her young alone! Females will lay a clutch of only two white eggs and will produce only one brood per season. The hatchlings will remain in the nest for three weeks.
(information can be found at: http://www.humming-birds.com/facts.html)
~ A tornado traveled 275 miles across Lake Ontario, New York and Lake Champlain.
~One South Dakota tornado was observed hovering in a field for 45 minutes.
~The tornado is the most violent of all earth's storms.
~The average lifespan of a tornado is less than 15 minutes.
~The first killer tornado of record in October in Connecticut destroyed sixteen vintage aircraft at the Bradley Air Museum in Windsor Locks. The tornado damaged more than one hundred homes causing 200 million dollars damage. Three persons were killed, and 500 others were injured.
~Tornadoes form from severe thunderstorms. They have a very high energy density which means that they affect a small area but are very destructive to that area. They also don't last very long which makes it hard to learn about them. Since they're hard to study, they're also hard to forecast. People know even less about tornadoes, which is why there are a lot of different myths that aren't true.
~Tornadoes can occur anywhere in the world. About 75% of them happen in the United States, most in an area know as Tornado Alley
~There are about 750 tornadoes each year in the U.S. and about 100 people each year are killed by tornadoes. Most tornadoes only last a few minutes and travel a few miles, but some have been know to last longer and travel over 100 miles.
(information found at: http://www.funshun.com/amazing-facts/tornado-weather-facts.html and http://www.windows.ucar.edu/tour/link=/earth/Atmosphere/tornado.html)
Oh and one more thing.......
Hahahahah!!! Talk soon... Have a good Monday!!!
XOXOXXO
I hope you all had a wonderful Valentines Day and weekend. What did you all do? I have decided I am going to start selling prints... and right now I am just trying to get all the small stuff together so as soon as I do I will give you some more information. At this point I have pretty much given up hope on my Styx set which has been in MR for about a month now. It just sucks cause I had high hopes for it.... since it was my fav set I have shoot thus far.... Owell what can you do..... Oh and in other news... I got Avenged Sevenfold concert tickets.... Which I am super excited about. They are playing with Papa Roach, Saving Abel and Buckcherry. So it should be a fan-ass-tas-tic show!!! Cant wait to tell u all about it.
I didnt get to see Friday the 13th like I had hoped this weekend.... so if any of you did get to see it... let me know if it is worth going to see!!!
Ok now time for the daily blog... you know the one you cant live without... the one where I find random shit off the internet and copy and paste it for your enjoyment.
The ones you look forward too hahahahahah !!!
Funny Pictures
Oh and fellas... next time you go to the beach... try this shaving job out if you want a hella sexy tanline hahahahah
And yes this is a real tree..... too funny
Jokes
~A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."
~A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offence, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
~A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?" He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."
~One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
~Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired.." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."
~There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years." "Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?" Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!!!!
Daily Dose Of Interesting Facts
Todays Topic.... HUMMINGBIRDS and
~The most astonishing quality of hummingbirds is their ability to broadcast color. Hummingbirds radiate like hot coals in the sun. The color that reaches your eye is created by pigment, which absorbs some colors and rejects others. Like soap bubbles, hummingbird's color comes from iridescence, not pigment. It winks on and off, depending on the light source and the angle of the viewer. This allows hummingbirds to flash colors or hide them which is useful for males who want to impress females or threaten other males.
~Hummingbirds are built for power and dazzle, hummingbirds are little more than flight muscles covered with feathers. 30% of a hummingbird's weight consists of flight muscles.
~Hummingbirds require lots of energy. They have the fastest wing beats of any bird and their hearts beat up to 1,260 beats per minute.
~A Hummingbird's flight speed can average 25-30 mph, and can dive up to 60 mph.
In their non stop quest for fuel, Hummingbirds may visit 1,000 flower per day. For protein, hummingbirds eat spiders and strain gnats from mid-air. They will pull insects out of spiderwebs including the spider itself. Sapsucker holes are a double treat, netting both insects and sap!
~The hummingbird's tiny brain, 4.2% of its body weight, is proportionately the largest in the bird kingdom.
~A hummingbird can rotate each of its wings in a circle, allowing them to be the only bird which can fly forwards, backwards, up, down, sideways or sit in sheer space. To hover, hummingbirds move their wings forward and backward in a repeated figure eight, much like the arms of a swimmer treading water. Hummingbirds can move instantaneously in any direction, start from its perch at full speed, and doesn't necessarily slow up to land. Hummingbirds can even fly short distances upside down, a trick rollover they employ when being attacked by another bird.
~Hummingbirds do not mate for life - the female raises the young on her own. The male hummingbird is not involved with raising the young. The female does all the work of raising her young alone! Females will lay a clutch of only two white eggs and will produce only one brood per season. The hatchlings will remain in the nest for three weeks.
(information can be found at: http://www.humming-birds.com/facts.html)
~ A tornado traveled 275 miles across Lake Ontario, New York and Lake Champlain.
~One South Dakota tornado was observed hovering in a field for 45 minutes.
~The tornado is the most violent of all earth's storms.
~The average lifespan of a tornado is less than 15 minutes.
~The first killer tornado of record in October in Connecticut destroyed sixteen vintage aircraft at the Bradley Air Museum in Windsor Locks. The tornado damaged more than one hundred homes causing 200 million dollars damage. Three persons were killed, and 500 others were injured.
~Tornadoes form from severe thunderstorms. They have a very high energy density which means that they affect a small area but are very destructive to that area. They also don't last very long which makes it hard to learn about them. Since they're hard to study, they're also hard to forecast. People know even less about tornadoes, which is why there are a lot of different myths that aren't true.
~Tornadoes can occur anywhere in the world. About 75% of them happen in the United States, most in an area know as Tornado Alley
~There are about 750 tornadoes each year in the U.S. and about 100 people each year are killed by tornadoes. Most tornadoes only last a few minutes and travel a few miles, but some have been know to last longer and travel over 100 miles.
(information found at: http://www.funshun.com/amazing-facts/tornado-weather-facts.html and http://www.windows.ucar.edu/tour/link=/earth/Atmosphere/tornado.html)
Oh and one more thing.......
Hahahahah!!! Talk soon... Have a good Monday!!!
XOXOXXO
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You are so beautiful!
I don't mean just on the outside. The inside too.