kraven

So after today a lot of you are going to question my musical judgement... but I promise you I still know how to rock it out.... however.... I have to give mad props to Pink and her new song. I dont care what the some may think... this girl is super super sexy.... beautiful.... and all of her songs are very heartfelt and emotional. I love her as an artist.

Here is her new song... even if you dont think you will like it.... check it out see what you think.....
I cant use the amazing video cause it is safe locked so here is a live version... which I have seen her live and she is just as amazing in person.





and here is another absolute heartfelt emotional very meaningful song.... listen to the words.




and lastly here is an all time fave she made with Red Man that I have to listen to before going out....cause it sooo puts me in the dance mood.... Booty Shaking....



It sucks that I cant post any of the original videos cause they are disabled... but that is half the reason I love her soo much... her music videos are always crazy, creative fun... so check them out if you want.

Oh and for all you who are with me... here are some pics of her hotness.....







This is hilarious..... take a look I was cracking up......

Penis Song


I was laughing sooo hard at this one.... tooo cute!!!

Baby Shaking His Booty

I am sure a lot of you have already seen these... but who cares they make me laugh every time...

Farting baby


Last one hahahhhah

splish splash


Joke Time

~Norman and his blonde wife live in Fargo.

One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.
Normans wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later, while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today, you must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.
So, Normans wife goes out and moves her car.
The next week they are having breakfast again and the radio announcer says, We are expecting 10 -12 inches of snow today, you must park and then the electricity goes out in the middle of the sentence.
Normans wife says, Honey, I dont know what to do
Norman says, Why dont you just leave it in the garage this time.


~A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St Peter.

St Peter asks first girl, Rebecca, have you ever had any contact with a penis?
She giggles and shyly replies, Well I once touched the head of One with the tip of my finger.
St Peter says, OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water And pass through the gate.

St Peter asks the next girl the same question, Meg have you ever Had any contact with a penis?
The girl is a little reluctant but replies Well once I fondled and stroked one.

St Peter says OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate.

All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls,

One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.

When she reaches the front of the line St Peter says Amy! What seems to be the rush?

The girl replies If Im going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jenny sticks her arse in it


~When you go fishing and you catch something, thats good. If youre making love and you catch something, thats bad.
Fish dont compare you to other fishermen neither and dont want to know how many other fish you caught.
In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In loving you lie about the one you caught.
You can catch and release a fish, you dont have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go.
You dont have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.
You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler. If you want to catch a woman youre talking dinner and a movie minimum.
Fish dont mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.



~A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password.
Something he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wifes attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in
P..
E..
N..
I..
S..
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

PASSWORD DENIED - NOT LONG ENOUGH



~As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".



~The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.

He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."

The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."

He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"

The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"

He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"

"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."



THIS ONE IS HORRIBLE AND YET SO SO FUNNY
~A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."


Really Random Facts That I Found Interesting.....

~What happens when a male lion and a female tiger breed? A Liger - the largest of all felines. A liger looks like a giant lion with diffused stripes and some male ligers grow sparse manes. These massive creatures are 10 feet long on average and weigh about 700 lb (320kg). Liger love swimming - trait common to tigers but lacking in lions. Ligers have been bred in captivity, deliberately and accidentally, since shortly before World War II. The largest liger alive today is appropriately named Hercules and lives in Jungle Island in Miami.

~Mary Jane Fact: Cannabis was first cultivated in China around 4000 B.C. and the U.S. Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. Twelve Americans receive prescribed marijuana from the U.S. government. There are three main types of Marijuana: Cannabis Sativa, Cannabis Indica and Cannabis Ruderalis. Cannabis Sativa grows taller and it gives more of a head high. Indica is a short bushy plant and the high is more muscle relaxing throughout the body. Cannabis Ruderalis grows in colder climates (Eastern Europe and Russia). Skunk is the strong Cannabis Indica hybrid. Interesting fact about marijuana is that marijuana cures/prevents more than 100 diseases including cancer and depression.

~There are more than 5000 ladybug species. Ladybugs usually eat plant lice. However, Asian species when introduced to the Europe attacked European ladybirds. Dots on the ladybugs have nothing to do with the years of living. Some ladybugs have up to 22 dots on the back. Average lifespan of these cute bugs is three years. Some people believe that ladybugs can predict the weather. If they fell off your hand it would rain, if they flew away it would be fine.

~Do you wonder where fireflies got their internal light? Fireflies actually contain the so-called Luciferin. This substance when combined with oxygen will enable them to produce light. This process is called bioluminescence and they light up to attract the mate. Same is true with angler fish which also produces light, but they use it to catch the prey.


~Did you know that the average chocolate bar in the U.S. contains at least 8 pieces of an insect in it? Harvesting of the cacao beans occurs in the tropical countries of South America with low sanitation levels. Cacao tree beans are cut and piled in the farmer's field where they ferment for 6 days. During this process, children and adults walk over the piles; insects, rodents, small animals and other living things that make their nests in the piles. Actually the The U. S. Department of Health publishes a book entitled "The Food Defect Action Levels" in which they list unavoidable defects in food (insect, rodents etc.) all allowed by FDA.


REALLY WHO DOES THIS???
~Foreign bodies in the rectum are a common occurrence and most of the cases are treated with anesthesia before removing objects. Patients have usually made multiple attempts to remove the object themselves before consulting the professional. Common objects inserted are fruits, balls, bottles, vibrators, vegetables, and balls. However, interesting fact is that professors D. Busch and J. Starling; Madison, Wisconsin in 1986 did research and study report on strange rectal foreign bodies. Some of the unusual objects found in the anus and rectum include: magazine, beer glass, seven light bulbs, two flashlights, knife sharpener, frozen pigs tail, wire spring and tobacco pouch.

(AND ALL THIS INFO WAS FOUND ON http://www.interestingfacts.org...SO IF YOU ARE BORED AND WANT TO CHECK IT OUT TO FIND OUT SOME MORE COOL AND RANDOM FACTS... HAVE AT IT!)

Ok..... Well I hope you all have a wonderful weekend.... I am still keeping my fingers crossed for my new set making it to the front page... but we shall see. Talk soon and Much Love!