Whatchoo talkin bout Willis?? There's lots of feeling here. I stick with my old pals, cautiously approach new ones and ignore the assholes (of which there does seem to be an inordinate amount lately). I'm going to be writing about my Amsterdam trip later today, so check it out, dood!!
i just need to find another girlfriend i cant seem to keep em hell i am a nice guy
they even say it while they break up with me
oh well mabey i am too much cj for the ladies of the world i need a clone of my self just in a cute... Read More
Well, I for one am glad you are back. My boring advice - DON'T "look" for a girlfriend, I mean in an active, obvious, will-you-be-my-girlfriend kinda way. If you seem obvious and desperate, the girls are gonna turn around and run. Just relax and be yourself. At the most unexpected moment, you're gonna turn around and the heavenly choirs will sing as you see HER... Trust me on this one. Really. You're gonna be OK.
Hey! There have been no missives from KRANKOR in quite some time. KRANKOR's friends are starting to get worried. Where is KRANKOR? Will he ever play the piano again? Tune in next week when you'll hear KRANKOR say:
Aw dude... I'm sorry. She obviously was incapable of truly appreciating the might and wisdom of KRANKOR. Her loss. I'd give you a big hug if I could, even though I know that would offend KRANKOR's sense of dignity and pride. Tough toenails.
she was wearing this realy short plad skirt and she got her hair cut realy short
it has been a week since the last time i seen her
and it was a pleasent surprise
i cleaned my car (97 cavalere) today
and i washed clothes
and watched tank girl for te thousanth time
and played some super mario 3 and metroid... Read More
I know how you feel. I got dumped a couple weeks ago and it sucks. It really almost takes my whole strength to get through the day. I'm glad you've stuck to the important things to get you through like playing and hosting video games.
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ohh diet vanilla coke
S II
seiko instruments
american heritage dictionary
compact edition
oh and my day was long and uneventful and bla bla bla
fealing the electric slide coming on
booogie wooogie wooogie wooogie
thats cool that you like kb. i only worked there for the holiday season but then they laid me off after christmas. so... yeah. but um. yeah i thought it would be fantastic because of all the toys. because ya know. toys + me = fantastic. naturally. but all the people i worked with were pricks. so the whole experience didnt turn out so well. They talked to me like i was 12 since i actually wanted to play with the toys. oh well. But one thing i did aquire from working there: OCD. i definitely always have to compulsively straighten boxes of toys when i walk past them now. in any store. and five free movies a week sounds awesome. totally.
KRANKOR, you scum! How many times must I demonstrate to you that your weapons are useless against me? Ha ha!
Hey, how could I not be a Friend of the famous KRANKOR? C'mon - do the laugh for me, man....
Well come and join the Belly Dancing group, ya big dope! You don't have to actually be a dancer to join, you know... Besides, we need to get some good conversations going!
I'm glad you're losing weight, but if being worried is a big part of it, well, I dunno! I don't like being worried. My mom does that, not me. Yes - I am old enough to be your mother, and MY mother still worries about me. It never ends.
Oh, and dude - do not fear punctuation. Punctuation is your friend.