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got broke up with

gosh
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thursday:
lost my job

gee
radiobastet:
Aw dude... I'm sorry. She obviously was incapable of truly appreciating the might and wisdom of KRANKOR. Her loss. I'd give you a big hug if I could, even though I know that would offend KRANKOR's sense of dignity and pride. Tough toenails. frown
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my girl came over



she was wearing this realy short plad skirt and she got her hair cut realy short

it has been a week since the last time i seen her
and it was a pleasent surprise
i cleaned my car (97 cavalere) today
and i washed clothes
and watched tank girl for te thousanth time
and played some super mario 3 and metroid...
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26oo:
seriously got broke up with?
dave82:
Dude,

I know how you feel. I got dumped a couple weeks ago and it sucks. It really almost takes my whole strength to get through the day. I'm glad you've stuck to the important things to get you through like playing and hosting video games.
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i went scuba diving today

and i seen a shark

along with this shark i seen a sunk ship

and pirates gold

and those monsters from "horror at party beach"
(you know the ones with the hot dogs in the mouth )



lies lies

i did go scuba diving thoe
it was fun i suppose
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shana:
too bad it was just the gold because PIRATES RULE

after the spider bit me i invited him to tea.

self contained underwater breathing aparatus.
rafi:
Ha ha. . . Horror at Party Beach - "Life saving sodium. . ."
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bla bla bla bla
blaw blaww
bla bla bla bla
and on and on
and soforth
and so on
ohh diet vanilla coke
S II
seiko instruments
american heritage dictionary
compact edition




oh and my day was long and uneventful and bla bla bla

fealing the electric slide coming on
booogie wooogie wooogie wooogie

estrada:
KRANKOR's day was more interesting than my own.
shana:
thats cool that you like kb. i only worked there for the holiday season but then they laid me off after christmas. so... yeah. but um. yeah i thought it would be fantastic because of all the toys. because ya know. toys + me = fantastic. naturally. but all the people i worked with were pricks. so the whole experience didnt turn out so well. They talked to me like i was 12 since i actually wanted to play with the toys. oh well. But one thing i did aquire from working there: OCD. i definitely always have to compulsively straighten boxes of toys when i walk past them now. in any store. and five free movies a week sounds awesome. totally.
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so much fun can be had doing nothing but worring

i tell you worring should be put up their with sex and pong on the fun scale

oh well enugh of me bitching lets talk about good me

i have lost 70 lbs scence oct 31 (HALLOWEEN)

i just gave up on food exept spam , tuna , and top sirloin steak
i drink a...
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thursday:
mm.... the spam diet.
sounds.... artificially delicious.
radiobastet:
KRANKOR, you scum! How many times must I demonstrate to you that your weapons are useless against me? Ha ha! biggrin

Hey, how could I not be a Friend of the famous KRANKOR? C'mon - do the laugh for me, man.... love

Well come and join the Belly Dancing group, ya big dope! You don't have to actually be a dancer to join, you know... Besides, we need to get some good conversations going!

I'm glad you're losing weight, but if being worried is a big part of it, well, I dunno! I don't like being worried. My mom does that, not me. Yes - I am old enough to be your mother, and MY mother still worries about me. It never ends.

Oh, and dude - do not fear punctuation. Punctuation is your friend. smile
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hi
this is the world un famous krankor

ok today i spent all day in pensacola at blockbuster

i am now traning over their to be clerk #1
and my other job at the toy store is working out
i tell yous i am in nerd paradise
all i need now is a nerdy girl with a slew of action figures and a love of...
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shana:
oh yeah, how did you find tight? isnt it out of print?
shana:
awesome. i just have a cd with all the mp3s on it. thats as close as it gets.

i applied at blockbuster once. but the application took me over an hour to fill out. and they gave me this crazy little lie test. and asked me to work on christmas before i even knew if i had a job. so i thought they were a little too psychotic.
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hello
i had a huge journal wrote out
but before i could send i was kicked off the inter web
i am lasy so the exploits of krankor will have to wate
sorry kids
i know just how much you all love reading up on krankor
thats my llittle joke
so i will do it later for now you get nothing but this excuse
later...
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mistressmissy:
not to sound shallow or anything but umm i havent seen what you look like...and well im not on that stupid new fox show. me im off to bed. haha.
mistressmissy:
hahaha but im still 363 days older that you! for 2 days out of the whole year well be the same age. hah.
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well hellow there
i am krankor the unemployed funny man
aint is sad
well i guess not
oh i am going to go and work for kb toys
yippie my dream was to work for either kb toys or a sweat shop in indochina making all these wonderful toys we play with
so i picked kb
sorry indochina mabey next time
oh me and lori...
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mistressmissy:
left rights rule. oh look at that your birthday's 2 days before mine!
andimer:
Where is Robertsdale?
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hot diggedy dog
i want a new job
and a new gardener those guys are murder to my psyche
but on a happier note i am talking to WS again
she was pissed caused i am going out with lori
but now we are talking again and she isnt mad at me
ohh i am getting big cash on friday
and i am going to...
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thelemurgod:
"krankor the confused nerd punk dork"

don't be surpirsed if that shows up in the strip...

wink
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oiy
hoys it going out there
well i am ok this evening
havent posted in a wile but oh well
well alot has happend to your weary traveler over the corse of a month went to a concert
3 doors down not my kind of music
but lori likes em so i got her tickets why not
things are ok with us she is still...
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girlcatx:
where the hell is robertsdale? i guess i always knew northern florida was more like southern alabama. is pensaolca the big city to ya'll? ...
strange brew is easily one of the funniest films ever made. it's funny every time, every goddamn time. and that's the magic
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howdy howdy howdy i'm woody
no you screws it me krankor
back to type to myself cause i like little black letters on the screen
well the past week was a blast well it realy wasnt but i made it one for me
sat was steak night at coopers (cooper is the friend of krankor who has a smoker grill , but krankor has a...
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today i cleaned my house
and i moved back into my room i did sleep on the couch
the reason for this is beacause my bed is to comfortable and i needed room for my vast toy collection but i got a girl now ( lori for the viewers just tuning in , as if any one other than my good buddy krankor reads this)...
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