"Why is the rum always gone?"
"Because I drinks it all, Jack Sparrow!"
Hello, lovelies! So, Saturday, I'm having a cookout. The only damper I am worried about, but I have a failsafe for it, is me frying the chips at work at 8 a.m. This event is scheduled for about 5:30 p.m. Now, let me explain myself. Usually chip shifts at work on a Saturday lasts all day, because work is so damn busy. However, I will not let this happen to me, because of my cookout. I plan on getting out around 4:30 p.m. And, to make it more interesting, I will shit in the first manager's mess kit, should they give me hell for it. The chip shifts run, supposedly, from 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. I'm willing to get wrote up for this cookout to happen. I know, I know. Getting wrote up is bad, but the kitchen manager said that my work would go to shit if they lost me because of me being a key player. Everyone they had either has been fired, or walked. Me on the other hand, I can hold my own in that kitchen. They can put me wherever they need me, and I do the job. So, I think I have the advantage. Anyhow... Salud! I'm gonna drink more Tattoo.
"Because I drinks it all, Jack Sparrow!"
Hello, lovelies! So, Saturday, I'm having a cookout. The only damper I am worried about, but I have a failsafe for it, is me frying the chips at work at 8 a.m. This event is scheduled for about 5:30 p.m. Now, let me explain myself. Usually chip shifts at work on a Saturday lasts all day, because work is so damn busy. However, I will not let this happen to me, because of my cookout. I plan on getting out around 4:30 p.m. And, to make it more interesting, I will shit in the first manager's mess kit, should they give me hell for it. The chip shifts run, supposedly, from 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. I'm willing to get wrote up for this cookout to happen. I know, I know. Getting wrote up is bad, but the kitchen manager said that my work would go to shit if they lost me because of me being a key player. Everyone they had either has been fired, or walked. Me on the other hand, I can hold my own in that kitchen. They can put me wherever they need me, and I do the job. So, I think I have the advantage. Anyhow... Salud! I'm gonna drink more Tattoo.