YAHH!!!! Got accepted into the "Comedy Workshop" at Cracked.com so I can write articles and if my wits provide adequate laughter and popularity among the editors, I get paid good ol' American dollars. Pretty much anybody can get into the workshop. The real deal will be if I actually keep trying to get articles submitted successfully.
So happy right now.
Drinking wine for personal celebrations.
So happy right now.

...Now get wit da funny!