b...b...b...boredom........
What color is your underwear?
blue pink and gray argyle
Do you wash your hands after using the restroom?
sometimes
Have you ever farted in public loud enough for strangers to hear?
definately
Where is the strangest place you've ever taken a crap?
i dont know.....
Have you ever had a pet turtle?
no but i always wanted one
If you could be any cartoon character who would it be and why?
tank girl, son!
What gives you gas?
practically everything
If you could have any super power, what would it be?
to make kraft mac n cheese appear out of thin air OR mute anyone's chatter anytime i want
Do you watch porn by yourself?
maybe....
Do you poop with the bathroom door open?
sometimes when im home alone and its too stinky to close the door
Who's the most annoying person you know?
you
Who is the funniest?
the yads
Have you ever had Sea Monkeys?
nope
Have you ever beaten Super Mario Bros. 1?
try me, sucka!
Do you pee in the shower?
only when im in a hurry
Has a booger ever flown out of your nose when you were talking to someone?
totally haha
Do you were longjohn's?
i live in texas where the winter doesnt exist. what do you think
Have you ever lit your farts?
nope but ive seen it done, or attempted rather
Did you ever own a Michael Jackson coat?
no way
Have you ever stepped in dog crap?
it only happens when im in a hurry to get to work
Have you ever seen a ghost?
i believe so but insomnia plays tricks on your mind sometimes
Do you bite your nails?
i quit biting my nails but now i eat my fingers, especially my thumbs
Ever put Bugles on your fingers to make witch fingers?
fuck yeah!
Are you scared to go in your basement?
not if i have lube. snoochie boochies!
What's the craziest place you've ever peed after drinking?
in a deer stand
After you blow your nose, do you look in the tissue?
duh!
Do you pick your nose?
hell yeah
Have you ever worn a fanny pack?
probably when i was a kid but i dont remember
Were you a NewKid's fan?
im too young
Do you like green eggs and ham?
of course i like green eggs and ham
Did you ever have boots like Napoleon Dynamite?
negative
Do you cry when you cut up an onion?
only if it cries first
Do you know Mr.Roger's theme song?
i used to
Do you use babywipes to wipe your butt?
no but i use them on your mom
Have you ever tight rolled your jeans?
shit no
Have you ever had the "M.C. Hammer Pants" ?
once again, too young for that one
Do you sleep with a teddy bear?
no, i sleep with a scrawny man
Have you ever eaten a booger?
nope
Are you afraid of the garbage disposal?
only when there's glass in it
What's the longest you've ever gone without taking a shower or bath?
four days
Do you have ugly feet?
i can hang out of a tree with my skinny monkey feet
Have you ever ran away from home?
not officially, only for a little while
Have you ever gone Christmas caroling?
shit, no
Ever pulled a prank on someone?, If so what was the prank?
i have, but i smoke too much to remember
What came first, The chicken or the egg?
well, that depends. who was on top
Do you like the smell of cow maniure?
no, but i love the smell of skunk... hehehe
Do you like the smell of gasoline?
faintly
What color is your underwear?
blue pink and gray argyle
Do you wash your hands after using the restroom?
sometimes
Have you ever farted in public loud enough for strangers to hear?
definately
Where is the strangest place you've ever taken a crap?
i dont know.....
Have you ever had a pet turtle?
no but i always wanted one
If you could be any cartoon character who would it be and why?
tank girl, son!
What gives you gas?
practically everything
If you could have any super power, what would it be?
to make kraft mac n cheese appear out of thin air OR mute anyone's chatter anytime i want
Do you watch porn by yourself?
maybe....
Do you poop with the bathroom door open?
sometimes when im home alone and its too stinky to close the door
Who's the most annoying person you know?
you
Who is the funniest?
the yads
Have you ever had Sea Monkeys?
nope
Have you ever beaten Super Mario Bros. 1?
try me, sucka!
Do you pee in the shower?
only when im in a hurry
Has a booger ever flown out of your nose when you were talking to someone?
totally haha
Do you were longjohn's?
i live in texas where the winter doesnt exist. what do you think
Have you ever lit your farts?
nope but ive seen it done, or attempted rather
Did you ever own a Michael Jackson coat?
no way
Have you ever stepped in dog crap?
it only happens when im in a hurry to get to work
Have you ever seen a ghost?
i believe so but insomnia plays tricks on your mind sometimes
Do you bite your nails?
i quit biting my nails but now i eat my fingers, especially my thumbs
Ever put Bugles on your fingers to make witch fingers?
fuck yeah!
Are you scared to go in your basement?
not if i have lube. snoochie boochies!
What's the craziest place you've ever peed after drinking?
in a deer stand
After you blow your nose, do you look in the tissue?
duh!
Do you pick your nose?
hell yeah
Have you ever worn a fanny pack?
probably when i was a kid but i dont remember
Were you a NewKid's fan?
im too young
Do you like green eggs and ham?
of course i like green eggs and ham
Did you ever have boots like Napoleon Dynamite?
negative
Do you cry when you cut up an onion?
only if it cries first
Do you know Mr.Roger's theme song?
i used to
Do you use babywipes to wipe your butt?
no but i use them on your mom
Have you ever tight rolled your jeans?
shit no
Have you ever had the "M.C. Hammer Pants" ?
once again, too young for that one
Do you sleep with a teddy bear?
no, i sleep with a scrawny man
Have you ever eaten a booger?
nope
Are you afraid of the garbage disposal?
only when there's glass in it
What's the longest you've ever gone without taking a shower or bath?
four days
Do you have ugly feet?
i can hang out of a tree with my skinny monkey feet
Have you ever ran away from home?
not officially, only for a little while
Have you ever gone Christmas caroling?
shit, no
Ever pulled a prank on someone?, If so what was the prank?
i have, but i smoke too much to remember
What came first, The chicken or the egg?
well, that depends. who was on top
Do you like the smell of cow maniure?
no, but i love the smell of skunk... hehehe
Do you like the smell of gasoline?
faintly