so as i'm sitting here sweating my tits off in this disgustingly sticky weather i suppose i shall update for once in my life. please forgive me for slacking.
well me and the boy spent the last few days together. he took me to that little mermaid show on broadway which was really awesome. the sets were amazing and i seriously could watch that show 100 more times. other than the show though, i have to say that new york FUCKING SUCKS soggy dick. bad. like fuck new york. i don't care if that's where you're from and you're awesome or you're going to look me up and try to egg my house..i don't care because no matter what you say new york fucking blows a fat one. and here is our new york experience:
so we're following the directions that the gps is giving us. not as simple as when we're not in a giant city, but still not terribly hard. we get to the street that we're supposed to turn down to park and oh look at that..it's fucking blocked for some shitty movie they're filming. so we decide to go down the next street, which turned out to be a one-way (no sign)..awesome. so we pull into this parking garage and these guys (who turn out to be the meanest men in the world btw) force us out of the car and basically steal the damn thing. whatever. so we grab all of our shit cause they practically made us jump out while it was moving and then headed to the "hotel". why do i put that in quotes, you ask? oh i dunno..probably because around here we don't charge $150 per night in a room that's the size of a pantry. literally. pantry. promise. i could put my belly on the bed and touch a wall with my feet and one with my hands. honest. the bathroom window didn't lock and it opened into this very attractive alley that looks like an awesome place to store bodies. then the other window didn't open at all...because you had to pay a quarter to open it and someone jammed something in there so even if i was willing to pay to open the window in my over-priced room, i would not have been able to. the tub didn't drain very well so once i got out of the shower, the guy had to take a speed shower so that the tub didn't overflow (there was still water in the tub the next morning).the lights in the room hummed like bug-zappers and the air conditioner turned off and on sporadically. enough about the room..let's talk about the actual city. the people are rude and mean...the whole city smells like shit because of the piles and piles of trash bags that never seem to disappear. everything is insanely overpriced...i'm sorry but under no conditions should it cost $60 for 2 people to eat at the olive garden. i can't even talk about new york anymore right now cause i'm getting so pissed off just writing about that shithole of a city. i will never ever go there again for any reason. i don't care who says what but i will not be attending new york city ever again in my life. ever. plus to top it off we left the city and on the way home found a room for the night for $90 with a king bed and enough room for 5 people. whatever...enough ranting.
in other news, my besty turned 21 so i had a surprise party for her last sunday. good times for sure. me and the boy have been running around so much lately that i think we're going to just stay in and bum around when he comes tomorrow. i can't wait. i'm so sick of having somewhere that i'm supposed to be. i'm ready to just be a bum with my guy again cause all this running has got me exhausted. i'm going to go clean some confetti so my cats stop puking it up. hope everyone has a good weekend. sorry this is so long...i'll try to update more often so i don't have to write a book everytime. nobody reads this anyways so i don't know why i bother. whatev
xoxo
well me and the boy spent the last few days together. he took me to that little mermaid show on broadway which was really awesome. the sets were amazing and i seriously could watch that show 100 more times. other than the show though, i have to say that new york FUCKING SUCKS soggy dick. bad. like fuck new york. i don't care if that's where you're from and you're awesome or you're going to look me up and try to egg my house..i don't care because no matter what you say new york fucking blows a fat one. and here is our new york experience:
so we're following the directions that the gps is giving us. not as simple as when we're not in a giant city, but still not terribly hard. we get to the street that we're supposed to turn down to park and oh look at that..it's fucking blocked for some shitty movie they're filming. so we decide to go down the next street, which turned out to be a one-way (no sign)..awesome. so we pull into this parking garage and these guys (who turn out to be the meanest men in the world btw) force us out of the car and basically steal the damn thing. whatever. so we grab all of our shit cause they practically made us jump out while it was moving and then headed to the "hotel". why do i put that in quotes, you ask? oh i dunno..probably because around here we don't charge $150 per night in a room that's the size of a pantry. literally. pantry. promise. i could put my belly on the bed and touch a wall with my feet and one with my hands. honest. the bathroom window didn't lock and it opened into this very attractive alley that looks like an awesome place to store bodies. then the other window didn't open at all...because you had to pay a quarter to open it and someone jammed something in there so even if i was willing to pay to open the window in my over-priced room, i would not have been able to. the tub didn't drain very well so once i got out of the shower, the guy had to take a speed shower so that the tub didn't overflow (there was still water in the tub the next morning).the lights in the room hummed like bug-zappers and the air conditioner turned off and on sporadically. enough about the room..let's talk about the actual city. the people are rude and mean...the whole city smells like shit because of the piles and piles of trash bags that never seem to disappear. everything is insanely overpriced...i'm sorry but under no conditions should it cost $60 for 2 people to eat at the olive garden. i can't even talk about new york anymore right now cause i'm getting so pissed off just writing about that shithole of a city. i will never ever go there again for any reason. i don't care who says what but i will not be attending new york city ever again in my life. ever. plus to top it off we left the city and on the way home found a room for the night for $90 with a king bed and enough room for 5 people. whatever...enough ranting.
in other news, my besty turned 21 so i had a surprise party for her last sunday. good times for sure. me and the boy have been running around so much lately that i think we're going to just stay in and bum around when he comes tomorrow. i can't wait. i'm so sick of having somewhere that i'm supposed to be. i'm ready to just be a bum with my guy again cause all this running has got me exhausted. i'm going to go clean some confetti so my cats stop puking it up. hope everyone has a good weekend. sorry this is so long...i'll try to update more often so i don't have to write a book everytime. nobody reads this anyways so i don't know why i bother. whatev
xoxo
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