kottonkandy

I just got home from the shittiest date in the whole world. Think you have a bad date story, nope...mine wins, hands down. So, I decided to hang out with Red Hat tonight just to see if I thought he was interesting. Well apparently his idea of a date is as follows:
1. Going back to his house
2. Home-brewed iced tea with rum (can I at least get an ice cube?! no? oh, ok then.)
3. Wedding Crashers...good movie when people aren't talking through it
4. Youtube videos of cars racing. "you'd be more into watching if you drove" "yea, but i don't drive so..."
5. Checking his myspace. Ok, really now?
6. Putting on yet another movie, except this time he was talking so much that I don't know anything about it. Nope, not even the title...I can however tell you that Ryan Phillipe was in it (can't miss him )
7. "Oh you're hungry? Let me make you popcorn." Yum. It's just like going out to the movies, only not at all. Oh, and he put butter on it, which made it soggy and he didn't even put it in a bowl.
And he was completely shocked when I asked him to take me home. Fuck my life. Being single is terrible. Who the fuck are you supposed to cuddle with when you're fucking single? I'm lonely


edit: Oh wait I forgot to mention what a total creeper he is! He has a picture of me set as the background on his phone. We met three times! I got up to use the bathroom at one point and when I came back, look there's candles lit (the light was still on though?). Oh, and apparently he's planning a trip to the beach for us this summer. I can't wait! I love the beach! Sadly, I will not be going anywhere with him. EVER. Thanks anyway creeper