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Sunday Oct 04, 2009

Oct 4, 2009
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Working at a strip club is hurting my head!
Last night i was informed by my favourite bartender that management is "talking shit" about my missing shooter shifts to do burlesque shows on weekends. I was less than pleased, considering i've been their weekend shooter girl for going on two years. In the first year that i worked for them i may have missed one of my own shifts, and never said no when i was asked to fill in for the weekday girls who seemed to call in sick once a week.
I rarely call in sick and when i have a show coming up i let them know with plenty of time to schedule somebody else to work. With only one weekend show every two or three months i didn't think this would become a problem
Well instead of marching into the office and telling that stubby looking little man (my manager) to kindly go fuck himself; i had a shot of tequilla and got to work.
...a few minutes later i had another shot of tequilla... and kept working.... then another... and another...
I made it through my shift. and as far as i know humpty dumpty didn't notice i was a little more giggly than earlier in the night.

....but now my head hurts!

Maybe it's time for a Sober October....
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
ilyaxous:
Well, there's always Professional Burlesque...
Nov 3, 2009
ilyaxous:
Or just try a different drink; I'd recommend bloody marys. They get you a nice healthy dose of vegetables AND make it easier to deal with irritating overlords.
Nov 3, 2009

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