The pros of being an onanist: I'm not impregnating anyone or contracting any sexually transmitted diseases.
The cons: I barely even exist.
I just realised I've dated someone only once the past four years. It was the rebound girl right after the only relationship I've ever had. Feeling kinda proud.
Crushes are fun. I had several last year, half of them being famous girls that I'll probably never even have a conversation with. It's just nice to fill the void inside with thoughts of someone else instead of thinking about my own life which is slowly crawling to eight different directions at once so it seems like it's not going anywhere. Perhaps if I can keep this up I'll eventually forget how to speak. Then I'd just growl. That'd be kinda neat. Perhaps I could have fangs too.
