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I wanted to watch Bridge to Terabithia. So I pop the shiny round disc in my ps2 which tells me that the parental settings won't let me play a damned PG movie because some ass face fucked with the settings, my stupid spiteful roommate. Anyways right before the movie starts sexy Tink glitters her way on the screen (how long has she had a wand? I don't remember one in Peter Pan, pretty sure all her powers came from that tight pixie ass) and Mr. Cvog (Creepy voice over guy) starts talking about Disney "fast play" and how you can press the menu button to skip the trailers. Now this is a slight improvement over the last time I've watched a Disney DVD with almost the exact intro but in text form in front of each trailer. Still this truly bothers me, how long would it really take someone to figure this out? Five seconds at most? Two for someone who's trained on Tekken? I just hate things that state the obvious. Grr.

Dude this video is the pimp: http://youtube.com/watch?v=UuBm0dvIzcc

"She makes you pay to pee!"