kore

first, i lure you in with random drunken pictures, then, i hit you with an update about my weekend.

i went up to southampton with my mom and my sister. my sister fell very ill and as a result, there was minimal partying. i met a boy though. a certain boy who i intend to call next time i'm up there. yes, i would like to tap that shit.

i went to this party that my aunt was having and got totally trashed. i didn't even mean to. i was drinking white wine. but then this creepy guy kept giving me cesars and i drank them. the guy himself was really annoying. he tried to convince me that bisexuals are incapable of monogamy. i was like, fuck you man.

i talked to these girls who were like eleven and twelve. they wanted to know all about my piercings. i feel confident that when these girls hit an age when they start getting pierced, they will be armed with accurate information. that's something i didn't have when i first started getting pierced. i'm glad i was able to help them out and dispell a few myths.

but yeah, at the party i got so wasted, i ended up dancing my ass off with my mom, aunt and grandmother. three generations of really drunk women, grooving to the music. it was fun. i find i get along with people better when i'm really, really drunk.