just got back from my big family christmas party, in one piece. making all the same small talk that i did only a few months ago, at thanksgivng..
the christmas muzak was belting out at full force, and i set myself up in a chair right by the booze table. i'm somewhat frightened of casseroles that are made by relatives that i haven't seen for...
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the christmas muzak was belting out at full force, and i set myself up in a chair right by the booze table. i'm somewhat frightened of casseroles that are made by relatives that i haven't seen for...
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tomorrow is d-day for me.. the big family christmas dinner with hundreds of relatives. i can only hope to take a bullet to the head as i rush the beach.
the ol' afternoon update:
just watched the xbox/vans skateboarding championships.. i would have rather seen the old timers bowl competition with tony mag, and el gato.. although, i really dug burnquist's kickflip/fingerflip.
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the ol' afternoon update:
just watched the xbox/vans skateboarding championships.. i would have rather seen the old timers bowl competition with tony mag, and el gato.. although, i really dug burnquist's kickflip/fingerflip.
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jab:
i'm actually sporting one currently, so i notice them all the time now. it was a 3 week contest that turned into a marathon after a challenge to go until new years. it's pretty disgusting really, but the chicks dig it.
actually they don't.
actually they don't.
chiquita:
pink2 rules. thank you.
nothing to offer...except this.
jab:
i think i'm with you on the nothing to offer business, although i'm about to ramble aimlessly in your journal and you'll have to read it.
i don't know if you're an nfl fan, but deon sanders and michael irvin are also ministers now, along with of course, mc hammer. what an embarassment. i am a huge fan of sanford and son (who wouldn't be?) but i always hated lamont. he was the lamest one on the whole show. remember the later episodes when fred wasn't even on the show anymore, and it was just grady and lamont living in the house? they should have just let it go. i still have a soft spot for the early episodes tho.
every year when i have to xmas shop, i end up buying more stuff for myself than anyone. makes it more bearable i guess. get yourself a swollen pecker tonight and put it on my tab.
i don't know if you're an nfl fan, but deon sanders and michael irvin are also ministers now, along with of course, mc hammer. what an embarassment. i am a huge fan of sanford and son (who wouldn't be?) but i always hated lamont. he was the lamest one on the whole show. remember the later episodes when fred wasn't even on the show anymore, and it was just grady and lamont living in the house? they should have just let it go. i still have a soft spot for the early episodes tho.
every year when i have to xmas shop, i end up buying more stuff for myself than anyone. makes it more bearable i guess. get yourself a swollen pecker tonight and put it on my tab.
went christmas shopping today...for myself. it was unintentional, but yet i still feel like somewhat of a selfish bastard.
no gifts for the family, but i am more than pleased with my purchases.
picked up some dvds : chinatown, phantasm, tetsuo, and drugstore cowboy.
and some records : fu manchu, zz top, metro area, rotten sound, and europe.
got me a nice copy of "the...
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no gifts for the family, but i am more than pleased with my purchases.
picked up some dvds : chinatown, phantasm, tetsuo, and drugstore cowboy.
and some records : fu manchu, zz top, metro area, rotten sound, and europe.
got me a nice copy of "the...
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another mundane day in the life of an average goon.
nothing but adequate.
listened to the "ex models" for quite some time... i love these guys. take some early devo, throw in a little talking heads, a nice gang of four styled bassline, and there you have it..
check it
i'm looking for some new shit to buy, any suggestions?
just picked up a couple...
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nothing but adequate.
listened to the "ex models" for quite some time... i love these guys. take some early devo, throw in a little talking heads, a nice gang of four styled bassline, and there you have it..
check it
i'm looking for some new shit to buy, any suggestions?
just picked up a couple...
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thirsty:
umm, that fucker jab foisted one of those drinks on me at the lanes last nite.
that was 17 hours ago and i'm just now right. never mind it took a hungry man tv dinner to make it so.
that man is evil.
t
that was 17 hours ago and i'm just now right. never mind it took a hungry man tv dinner to make it so.
that man is evil.
t
maldoror:
woohoo!! I love the Liars... if you get a chance to see them live, do it! i saw them twice, and they put on a hell of a performance, very energetic. Angus (the singer) is fucking hilarious too...he's a 6'6" tall, white-trash looking Australian with the most godawful looking clothes...bright neon thrift-store t-shirts six sizes too small, dirty white jeans, greasy hair
so, i want to go see "the two towers" tomorrow, but unfortunately i don't want to beat my way through the wizards, and other appropriately attired drifters..
spent roughly 6-7 hours of my day yesterday driving.. it totally sucked the life out of me. there can't be anything worse in life than sitting in traffic. well maybe reruns of "suddenly susan".
my buddy burned me...
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spent roughly 6-7 hours of my day yesterday driving.. it totally sucked the life out of me. there can't be anything worse in life than sitting in traffic. well maybe reruns of "suddenly susan".
my buddy burned me...
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jab:
late night update - went for the cheeseburger combo at the lanes tonight and noticed Code Red was one of my drink options. of course i filled up and then stopped by the alley bar for a wild turkey shot. i tried to explain everything to the bartendress (who rules by the way) but i think i just confused her. the point is i had a swollen pecker in your honor and i was extremely proud to do so. it's funny the way things time themselves, as i never get the combo but i did tonight.
oak:
i took a sip. that's a nasty nasty drink.
urgh..
went to toronto yesterday, and pretty much got liquored.. met up with a couple of friends and proceeded to drink a few pints, and then try several cocktails.
manhattans, rusty nails, gimlets, whiskey sours, and a few rye and cokes.. jesus.
my poor friend had to drive me back home in the middle of a fucking semi-blizzard, and i couldn't even stay awake to...
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went to toronto yesterday, and pretty much got liquored.. met up with a couple of friends and proceeded to drink a few pints, and then try several cocktails.
manhattans, rusty nails, gimlets, whiskey sours, and a few rye and cokes.. jesus.
my poor friend had to drive me back home in the middle of a fucking semi-blizzard, and i couldn't even stay awake to...
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thrasher:
I'm fairly sure the Label vid won't be availablr till Jan. I've been keeping myself busy with the re-released Santa Cruz videos. Vintage Jason Jessee.
thrasher:
Streets of Fire has the Natas footage, pure classic.
I've been watching Vol. 3 and Vol. 4 of the Vision contest series. They have some really great stuff on it.
Worth checking out
I've been watching Vol. 3 and Vol. 4 of the Vision contest series. They have some really great stuff on it.
Worth checking out
10:15 on a saturday morning...drip, drip, drip.
listening to the first crucifucks album...my neighbours are going to love this.
time to go grocery shopping today...stock up on the crap no one else would touch with a ten foot pole.
i remember going to the 24 hr. supermarket one night at about 3 or 4 in the morning.. some stoned guy was sitting in the freezer...
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listening to the first crucifucks album...my neighbours are going to love this.
time to go grocery shopping today...stock up on the crap no one else would touch with a ten foot pole.
i remember going to the 24 hr. supermarket one night at about 3 or 4 in the morning.. some stoned guy was sitting in the freezer...
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dollface:
late at night, i walk down the aisles of florescent refrigeration to the catcalls of stockers. i swear, i could've been the ugliest woman alive and they would still stare at me like they have been starved of women their whole lives. oh wait...
jab:
man, i'm no newhart either. i'd end up ordering it online and getting the rush shipping so i could at least be alone about it. you know, i looked at the random picture thread on saturday and didn't add anything. i was contemplating vacation pictures but i didn't do it. there's some good ones, but probably not to anyone who wasn't there. i don't care if anyone would like them or not, i just didn't post em. i should dig out some old crazy shit and get after it.
giraffe walks into a bar, and says "the high balls are on me."
nothing like watching "the daily show" at the ass crack of dawn.. kicks off the day quite nicely.
have to do some xmas shopping today.. picking my mom up a copy of the new shania twain cd, i feel mortified already.
nothing like watching "the daily show" at the ass crack of dawn.. kicks off the day quite nicely.
have to do some xmas shopping today.. picking my mom up a copy of the new shania twain cd, i feel mortified already.
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mtlqueen:
ah fuck! now you've got scabies! or whatever you catch from those things!
(*goes and buys mother a copy of rita macneil's BIGGEST hits*)
(*goes and buys mother a copy of rita macneil's BIGGEST hits*)
boxterjulep:
thank god my mom asked for neil young this christmas. last year it was nickel creek or dixie chicks. i can't remember but fuck i didn't want to actually buy it.
wank house music...i shudder. i am really trying to block out any bad examples where clapping is merely an artifact in some excessive pile of horse shit.
wank house music...i shudder. i am really trying to block out any bad examples where clapping is merely an artifact in some excessive pile of horse shit.
have a job interview on monday... so now i get to sit around all weekend and think about it.
i've actually gone to so many interviews that it's become kind of relaxed for me, but still it's hard not to think about it..
the last job i had, was a pretty funny interview. turns out the guys that were doing the hiring worked at the...
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i've actually gone to so many interviews that it's become kind of relaxed for me, but still it's hard not to think about it..
the last job i had, was a pretty funny interview. turns out the guys that were doing the hiring worked at the...
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toreena:
Are you from my area of Canada?
And oooooo---ooooooo, you like Animal Farm.
And oooooo---ooooooo, you like Animal Farm.
hellkitten:
You know, I really wanted to read that in high school but never got the chance. I should look it up at chapters.ca and give it a read. +o)
They are all like a broken record, same things come out of there mouth over and over. Even worse when ya see relatives you havent seen in a really long time, cause then they start reaching for their ankles "I remember when you were this tall" - yay. Whatever.
More drinks.
Merry Fucking Ho Ho