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tonight i look forward to a delicious evening of laundry.. i can hardly wait for the day when my man servant will complete all of my domestic tasks for me. damn expensive butlers.

i'm "under siege" from the quantity of steven segal movies on tbs/tnt.. at least one every day. how much can i take before i implode? in the space in his head, no...
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mtlqueen:
Your razor sharp wit will easily slice through that thick skull of his and all the vaccuous space will disrupt the universe and we will all disappear. You might wanna keep it to yourself next time you see him, eh? smile
vespa666:
hha yeah the streets of ann arbor are crazy. yuppies and frat boys everywhere surreal
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ho fucking hum
i need a new hobby.... other than time suckage.

turntable : guitarwolf - rock'n'roll etiquette
apathy_activist:
i know what you mean. i joined a band, and it rocks. but i want to do something i've never done before. kung fu?

gbye! - i was listening to the new album, UXO or whatever. and i turned it off after the first song. the first song was amazing, but i didn't really wanna hear the second one.

so now it's trail of dead. y'know, i've seen 'em three times, and it's always, "hmph." they're supposed to be this incredible live band. i think their records are WAY better. they're like rush crossed with guided by voices. (well, that's not even close. but wouldn't that be a cool band?)
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my new picture was taken at the holiday inn evanston, on a hot august day 2 years ago... upon my arrival to chicago i decided i couldn't bare the 100 degree weather, so i walked down to the liquor store (near vintage vinyl), and picked up some supplies. followed up by the acquisition of a few hot sammiches, and an afternoon of jenny jones based...
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avanttard:
oh shit.. Blackie Lawless!

I want to be president so that one day I can dress like Blackie Lawless and use a giant TNT thingy to blow things up.

Maybe I should put that as my new "fantasy"
boojiboy:
I remeber the trips to Saint Catherine street as a minor... 3 hours of cornfields and sketchy hick strip clubs until minors mecca. It's a town of businesses that seem to cater to underage americans while hating us at the same time. I see patterns developing in your weeks my friend and you're bringing new strength to the title of 'weekend warrior!'

Have a pleasant week man,

Booji
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day 4 of the charles dynasty begins.....now.
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suspenders are for hacks.

i think the bank teller laughs behind my back.

my cat's breath doesn't smell like cat food, it smells like dirty kitty ass.

henry rollins needs a personality injection.

who likes short shorts?

i know who my daddy is.
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charles has spoken. skull
mtlqueen:
If you dare wear short shorts, nair for short shorts!
Dirty kitty ass. That's funny. Always amazes me how clean they can be everywhere else, but there's still that one black blob of poo stuck to their asshole.
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day number 2 under the new regime of charles...
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i'm going out in about an hour to make a difference, as jab would say. i've been sitting around listening to some quality death metal i pirated.. new albums by incantation, vomitory, decapitated, and vader. fucking awesome stuff.

this week has sucked some hardcore ass.. been waiting for the phone call from perspective employers. my...
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apathy_activist:
i love winter barbeque. for some reason, it seems ever more rewarding when you have to suffer to cook.
binkymcqueen:
BBQ in a foot a snow is just startin'...It's kool and the Gang! Thanks for the post (keep poor man's 8 track alive) but I did it to meet folks like you...happy St. Valentine's day...you remember the movie.....Love and bruises...deadlines....deadlines.....
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yeah that's right, charles is back in charge.
no more fucking around.
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grapefruit:
yes.
this is a REAL pic.

lovin' suspenders... i actually saw that show some times.

what does this meeeeaaan!??!
noelle:
Yeah, i can`t even afford real kraft dinner, i have to buy the no name kind.
"9 out of 10 welfare bums can`t tell the difference!"

Totally digging the pic!
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today's lunch was a disaster.. some nice tainted tuna. i can feel that fucker swimming upstream as i type this.
i need to drown that bastard with a jim rockford combo.. coffee and tacos.

i believe a real profile picture will be coming soon. just have to get some scanned first. i wish i could get a hold of my juvenile mugshot. fully mulletized, shiner....
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grapefruit:
ew ew ewwy.

coffee and tacos? veddy interlesting

yay for a real pic!!!

yay for thursday..
inara:
Ew. Tainted tuna.

I had tacos. They're not sitting so well either.

puke
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drove for over an hour in the shittiest weather today, which put me in the best mood. only to get home and hear that my 2nd favourite hockey player had been traded away to the hated rangers... fuck me.
in future news, drunken man pisses behind dumpster in alley. it's bourbon time.

i think jab and thirsty were abducted by the pba...


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1:57am :...
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chiquita:
hey kopper crime-stopper! (that's my nickname for the fuzz, but could also be your superhero name)

so i was chatting with jab the other day about all sorts of sundry things, including the SG, and here's a snippet of what was said:

jab: the sg accts, how come you can't turn it off?
jab: i guess it's not that bad that i couldn't, maybe i'll feel like going back sometime, but i couldnt figure out how to break free completely
jab: i guess i could send some electronic mail to the headquarters
chiquita: uh, i think you go to where you would pay...
chiquita: and cancel your account
chiquita: so you're outta there?
jab: what's silly is that i'm paid thru june or july
jab: whenever i signed up last year
jab: i dunno. i'm just not into it lately
chiquita: so, just stick around...look at boobies
jab: when you left, then thirsty
jab: i dunno
chiquita: BOOBIES
jab: ya, i can always stay and be an oggler
chiquita: there ya go
chiquita: and it would just break kopper's heart...
jab: oh he'll be fine
jab: he's canadian!
chiquita: ...and you don't wanna do that!
jab: they have fortitude
chiquita: yeah, he's got his bacon
jab: yes
jab: the thick kind, the we are not fooling around here kind
chiquita: it's got it's own breakfast meat category...
jab: we want bacon and we want it now
chiquita: (name i always thought would be good for a goofy band: the breakfast meats)
jab: hey, that's pretty good
jab: i had some weird bacon like breakfast meat in europe this summer

....and randomly on the conversation went.

just thought i'd share wink

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inara:
Yeah, I want to name my next pet Trogdor the Mighty. Strong Bad rules. I'm also quite fond of the Cheat.
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went to the gore gore girls show last night at my local bar. got there at about 11 or so, and they were already on stage. is it just me, or does that seem a little early? i then find out that they were going on before some shit local band, and that just made me sick.

anyway, they played a pretty solid set. this...
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elvisfromhell13:
....you can play 18 holes on this stuff and still get stoned to the bjesus......
the Whiskey videos are a series of early 90s snowboard/skate vids made somewhere in Canada (prob. BC) with more than the usual off- board antics like drunk kids trying to break bottles on their heads. Wicked wipe-outs, etc. the usual cult shit. they have a new one though it's not called Whiskey so who knows? Never listened to much TG. Good luck w/intw.

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grapefruit:
i would say "weeeeeeeeee!"

smile
and what the hell are you drinking with lime pulp in it?
sounds nummy