kopper

i think i might have to order me up some pineapple pizza, now. i might remedy the hangover a little later with a taste of whisky, my only love....

speaking of magnum, i was eyeballing the magnum bottle of veuve cliquot at dinner last night, and thought how awesome it would be to walk into a joint with a friend and say, "yes, we'd like a magnum of Veuve, please"

my hangover is due to a mix of whisky, wine, port and beer. topped off with an open mic night at an all-african-american niteclub. i am really glad i didn't get up there and sing because there was no way i could have remembered the words to anything, and i doubt anyone wanted to hear me sing patsy cline....

ya, the schneid. look at that stache. look at it. you can sorta make out the sleeve square from the rolled up smokes over there.

that flask sounds like the greatest flask of all time.

i read something the other day about the kimmel show, where they had to stop with handing out free beer for the audience because some guy puked all over the place. nice move, asshole. what kinda shit is that.