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koolerthanjesus

Annapolis

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Monday Apr 05, 2004

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It's Monday,

and normally, as Mondays go I would be in a shitty mood. BUT, I have taken a well-deserved sick day today. (yay)
So I will be online on and off throughout the day.

I know people who take sick days and go out into the world and accomplish things (like shopping, or tuneups, or haircuts, etc.), but not me Dammit!! I'm not moving from my bed ALL FUCKING DAY!

So look for me online today and say hello!




i dreamt two complete movies this weekend. The first one likely came about due to alot of gin and a movie called Redneck Zombies. Needless to say, I was the only one who lived through the dream and it was very gory.

Also, it didn't make a whole lot of sense...

Second dream seemed to be loosely based on BeetleJuice. THere was a dead guy who would appear whenever you said his name a couple of times. Only difference was he wasn't the fun-havin', people-scarin', fly-eatin' type like Keaton played. This guy was an ass and he kept making me visualize the number of different ways he could kill me.

His name was frank
it was NOT fun!


how's everybody else doing today?

here's some questions for ya.

1. Explain in ten words or less why you are so God Damn Kool?

2. What are your thoughts on ostriches?

3. EL SUICIDO LOCO this guy looks like the gimp from Pulp Fiction, true or false?

Answers


1. i'm so damn kool because i like ostriches.

2. See above

3. true dat, uh....home boy...and stuff



skull Kurt- 10 years. RIP skull
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
vitaminpink:
I wrote the absolute minimum, then changed the font to make it longer!
and I saw that commercial, too...and at first I actually thought it was Vincent Price!
Apr 5, 2004
niobe:
Wow, four days off. Must be nice. I am alright. Very bored. But I am alright. smile
Apr 6, 2004

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