I figure it's never too late to become a responsible American... no, wait sometimes you can be too late to become responsible American. I haven't really been actively keeping up with the candidates for this year's election. I mean, aside from listening to the jokes on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me... or watching politics related YouTube videos. Anyway, I was listening to NPR earlier and...
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Have you ever urinated into a container for non-medical reasons? Explain.
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surgicalsnack:
I have never peed in a container for non-medical reasons. If I'm on a road trip, I'll pull over and use a tree. I did, however, pee in an adult diaper on a dare.
It was...not pleasant.
In other pee-related news, I got really hammered once with a few friends at my house, and I ended up in bed with a girl while my friend slept on the couch. When I woke up in the morning, I heard the shower going (and my friend singing), and he was in there for a while. Next thing I knew, the girl was out of bed and in the corner of my bedroom by the closet. Turns out she couldn't hold it any longer and peed on my rug. Which sucked, coz that rug really DID tie the room together.
Needless to say, I wasn't particularly interested in seeing her again after that...
It was...not pleasant.
In other pee-related news, I got really hammered once with a few friends at my house, and I ended up in bed with a girl while my friend slept on the couch. When I woke up in the morning, I heard the shower going (and my friend singing), and he was in there for a while. Next thing I knew, the girl was out of bed and in the corner of my bedroom by the closet. Turns out she couldn't hold it any longer and peed on my rug. Which sucked, coz that rug really DID tie the room together.
Needless to say, I wasn't particularly interested in seeing her again after that...
swampqueen:
Not that I recall, but I could be wrong.
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thepromdate:
hello, long time no see! hope all has been well with you. i've been vegetarian for as long as i can remember and when i started seeing mcqueen, i noticed i didn't have stomachaches when i ate vegan stuff. whereas if i ate pasta with cream sauce, pizza, cheese, etc, i almost always had really horrible stomach problems. so i lived for a couple years with this great knowledge, knowing that it would taste yummy and then i'd regret eating it. anyway, one day i just decided to give it up. i feel so much better now. i get random stomach aches, but it's nice not feel crappy after every meal.
kg:
why am i getting excommunicated?!
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gangstaswan:
Man Utar looks like a blast. Maybe I should leave civilization for a week.
Good luck with the new boy.
Good luck with the new boy.
melladoree:
your trip looks wonderful! And I know what you mean about the kisses and wrapping of the legs! 
I'm going camping in Zion National Park tomorrow through Tuesday. Then going to New York from Friday till Tuesday.
In other news, boys are really frustrating, and I know all I ever seem to do is complain about them but really... they are so difficult. The ones I like anyway. Seriously, how many hints do I have to drop? I mean I appreciate the innocent...
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In other news, boys are really frustrating, and I know all I ever seem to do is complain about them but really... they are so difficult. The ones I like anyway. Seriously, how many hints do I have to drop? I mean I appreciate the innocent...
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melladoree:
Thanks for birthday wishes sweetheart
breezey:
Have fun camping and hanging out in NY! Try to eat some bacon Saturday since you'll be missing brunch! 
I'd be crazy not to follow
Follow where you lead
Your eyes
They turn me
Turn me on to phantoms
I follow to the edge of the earth
And fall off
Everybody leaves
If they get the chance
And this is my chance
...
I am a moth who just wants to share your light
I'm just an insect trying to get out of the...
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Follow where you lead
Your eyes
They turn me
Turn me on to phantoms
I follow to the edge of the earth
And fall off
Everybody leaves
If they get the chance
And this is my chance
...
I am a moth who just wants to share your light
I'm just an insect trying to get out of the...
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So I was talking to Margot_Dent the other day and we started talking about who our exes date after us.
I was saying I saw a picture of the new girl and she was super cute and I felt a bit better about that. I guess my thinking is that if he isn't with me anymore then it better be worth it. He better have...
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I was saying I saw a picture of the new girl and she was super cute and I felt a bit better about that. I guess my thinking is that if he isn't with me anymore then it better be worth it. He better have...
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leandra:
Come to club suicide!! just cuz!! haha.
leandra:
Hahaha, I can try and help convince!
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perfectequation:
The last one would make a good icon for...something. I dunno what, but it's my favorite.
YAY!
YAY!
clairific:
animated gif!!!!
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supremepizzaman:
Rubix cube bra!
jena:
It figures a hater's name would rhyme with penis.
so last night I had a horrible nightmare that I couldn't tell if it was real or not for the longest time.
It felt like it was based on reality because there was so much back story to it.
So here is last night's dream in one sentence: I dreamt that the body my dad has buried for me was going to be found.
It...
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It felt like it was based on reality because there was so much back story to it.
So here is last night's dream in one sentence: I dreamt that the body my dad has buried for me was going to be found.
It...
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jj_r0x0rz:
oh man thats craziness
subrosa:
Awwwwww.
if i leave, if i push everyone away... will i be able to get it all back someday?
I'm shell-shocked from some heavy blows
a stranger to the people I know
who used to say "he never had a down day"
now I'm holding on to "can't let goes"
and silence brings no peace.
...
I can't stay
and I cannot wait
and I'm grateful...
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I'm shell-shocked from some heavy blows
a stranger to the people I know
who used to say "he never had a down day"
now I'm holding on to "can't let goes"
and silence brings no peace.
...
I can't stay
and I cannot wait
and I'm grateful...
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eponine:
yes.
i didn't think so, but it turns out i was wrong.
i didn't think so, but it turns out i was wrong.
ivarr:
Many people leave, many people change, and few will stay in contact and always be friends.
Sometimes things change so much that everything before becomes a dream.
Sometimes things change so much that everything before becomes a dream.
Do I have to live in this world? Can't I just live on a screen?
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mrs_misha:
You need to live infront of a TV armed with a plunger gun, cause this guy just heard what you did to his friends
thanks for coming last night, that was fun!
thanks for coming last night, that was fun!
octegon:
S'all good. I think I'll actually be inside on Saturday. If I'm still around on Sunday, I'll give you guys a ring-a-ding.
To be perfectly honest, I was a big Hillary supporter, and while I definitely support Obama, he was not my first choice. I do think he will do a great job if elected.
As far as McCain goes, I have always respected him as a politician (regardless of the fact that I don't agree with his politics), however the behavior as of late has tarnished that respect irreparably. I wont start on Sarah Palin, except to say that I disagree with just about everything that she stands for.