kogun

I especially love #27. HA

INTERNATIONAL RULES OF MANHOOD

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss' car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds...
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I'm tired and my birthday is a week away. Still trying to decide where I'm going this year, I have this thing where I take off for an undisclosed amount of time every year.

Anybody got an idea of where to go?



Just realized it's been awhile since I've heard from some people.........Damn ADD! Seriously this shit is bad right now...screw it I going to...
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Really got alot to say but I'm presently trying to get in a good mood for tonight. So I'm not going to talk about what's pissing me off cause then it would ruin my night and I'd probably punch somebody..........HARD.

Anyway moving on.
Hope you all have a good night, party like rockstars.


"Enjoy The Silence"

Words like violence
Break the silence
Come crashing in...
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Was just emailed this, found it to be funny especially the last thing so decided I'd share

THE PERFECT DAY -

6:00 Alarm

6:15 Blow job

6:30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section

7:00 Breakfast - rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked buxom wench

7:30 Limo arrives

7:45 Several Whiskeys en-route to airport

9:15 Flight in personal Lear...
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One of the funniest things I've EVER seen, happened the other day. I was in the grocery store in FL getting somethings and as I was leaving there goes a woman (around 75-85 yrs old) that apparently lost control of her scooter thing and was smashing into everyone and thing in her way. The funniest part was all she said was "what?" the whole time...
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High diving is NOT a sport.

It's a failed suicide attempt.

Any sport where you jump from 70 feet and don't die you did something thing wrong.





Wierd Random Fact- I dislike kangroos, koala bears. Actually I don't trust any animal that has more storage space than I do naked.

Got a update planned but don't feel like typing it so I leave you all with a profound thought.



***Being a man of few words, may be cool but it also means you suck for small talk!*****

The French drink wine, the English tea.
The Yankee drinks his hot black coffee.
The child drinks milk nine times a day.
The Scotsman sips his whiskey toddy.
You can keep you wine and keep your tea!
My curse on him that brings me coffee!
I'll drink porter, if I may.
It makes me feel content and happy.
Porter quaffed down with a laugh.
The...
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Well Haven't been around alot been spending time with my baby brother, he's on spring break from college. Other than that not much, back in the states again.

Guess I should tell everyone I'm moving to Sydney soon....well not that soon, first I'm going to Europe for a bit. Anyay I thought I'd tell everyone cause I kind of need help on where would be...
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Ever have sex so good the desire seems to disappear for awhile as well as the ability to form a coherent thought?



In fact I MAY have brain damage.

why is it 90% of people don't know how to drive? I mean seriously you'd think it was rocket science or something. This is just one of the things that I hate dealing with whenever I come back to the states. See in the islands I drive a golfcart while heavily intoxicated and I still seem to be a better driver there then most people...
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Well I've sort of been missing in action around here recently. But I have a good reason I got to spend a whole week with my godkids which was awesome.

Anyway not much else to say right at this moment......well alot in my head but I really don't feel like typing it out. So on that note I'm going to the gym and later I...
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