How come Latinos have "Jesus is God" on their bumper stickers? I thought He was God's son....or the the bible's version of a superhero, but not God himself.. *scratches head* It must be a Spanish thing.
I wonder if bible thumpers even consider whether or not if god and jesus have a sense of humour?
i mean, we get cable and they got the all seeing eyes. Do they think that God and Jesus find things to be as offensive as the people on earth do? I'm sure he watches the NBA and I'm sure Jesus watches a lil sumo wrestling every once in a while as well. I'm sure he doesn't get jealous if Michael Jackson gets worshiped and treated like a god even after all his wacko jacko stunts. Actually, I'm sure he's cracking back on Michael with the great comedians of our times.
that is...if there is a heaven.
if finding things funny seperates us from other living things, shouldn't that say alot about how God knows how to have a good time and that the FCC shouldn't suck so much balls?
I wonder if bible thumpers even consider whether or not if god and jesus have a sense of humour?
i mean, we get cable and they got the all seeing eyes. Do they think that God and Jesus find things to be as offensive as the people on earth do? I'm sure he watches the NBA and I'm sure Jesus watches a lil sumo wrestling every once in a while as well. I'm sure he doesn't get jealous if Michael Jackson gets worshiped and treated like a god even after all his wacko jacko stunts. Actually, I'm sure he's cracking back on Michael with the great comedians of our times.
that is...if there is a heaven.
if finding things funny seperates us from other living things, shouldn't that say alot about how God knows how to have a good time and that the FCC shouldn't suck so much balls?
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reverendbenzo:
No, you see God and Jesus are the same. It's part of the Holy Trinity. God the father (God) God the son (Jesus) and God the Holy Ghost (your soul/spirit/conscious). But God sent his son Jesus (which was him) to save out souls and then while on the cross he doubted God-his father-which was also himself and then he (Jesus) went to hell so that we wouldn't have to but Jesus was on earth while God (himself) was....wow that shit is confusing isn't it?
fatality:
I guess Jesus is the human incarnation of God, born of God, part of God, or something like that...