So, alot has happened to since I made my New Years resolution, one of which was to only drink on the weekends. So, what should fooking happen to me after I started my new years resolution?
well...first of all, I get arrested for DUI with causing injury to someone else.
2nd...after making fun of AA through ktown213's AAYA.......I actually find myself going to AA because of that DUI...and that my friends is what I call KARMA.
So now, I find myself in DUI school with a class coordinator/instructor who looks like a cross between Jim Breur (SNL) and Ron Jeremy (fugly pornstar).
Anyways, last saturday was my 2nd class of that DUI school and that instructor was drunk off his ass....or atleast on something else that would make him act the way he did. During his own presentation his freaking right eye would close and his left eye would be slightly open to let it's moisture reflect the lights in the room. His mouth would be position itself in a way that would suggest he was dreaming of eating hot dogs or something else that would require him to leave his mouth wide open like he did for 10 seconds at a time.
it was incredibly funny and ironic...I had to cover myself in the car magazine I was reading in order to hide the fact that I was laughing at him...along with everyone else in the DUI class.
honestly though, I can't be completely sure he was 100% drunk or something...but he was so out of it that no one can blame me for assuming the irony of how a drunk teacher would teach students at DUI school to be more responsible.
it was incredibly funny..
well...first of all, I get arrested for DUI with causing injury to someone else.
2nd...after making fun of AA through ktown213's AAYA.......I actually find myself going to AA because of that DUI...and that my friends is what I call KARMA.
So now, I find myself in DUI school with a class coordinator/instructor who looks like a cross between Jim Breur (SNL) and Ron Jeremy (fugly pornstar).
Anyways, last saturday was my 2nd class of that DUI school and that instructor was drunk off his ass....or atleast on something else that would make him act the way he did. During his own presentation his freaking right eye would close and his left eye would be slightly open to let it's moisture reflect the lights in the room. His mouth would be position itself in a way that would suggest he was dreaming of eating hot dogs or something else that would require him to leave his mouth wide open like he did for 10 seconds at a time.
it was incredibly funny and ironic...I had to cover myself in the car magazine I was reading in order to hide the fact that I was laughing at him...along with everyone else in the DUI class.
honestly though, I can't be completely sure he was 100% drunk or something...but he was so out of it that no one can blame me for assuming the irony of how a drunk teacher would teach students at DUI school to be more responsible.
it was incredibly funny..