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you know how sometimes, when a person is convicted of a DUI, the judge will order them to have one of those breathalyzers installed in the glove compartment of their car, which is wired into the vehicle's ignition system, which in turn won't allow it to be started unless the convicted person blows a .0 BAV?

i need one of those for my computer
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franklin:
I had (or rather, my ex did) one of those for an entire year. It sucked baaaaaaaaaallz.
lancelac:
We likes your drunken rants tho! smile
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it's been one of those (FILL IN THE BLANK).

A) days
B) weeks
C) months
D) years

i'm on my way to a baseball game. ciao!
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don't fucking throw drama at me over nothing and then turn around and slam the door in my face (especially on the cusp of your going away for an entire week) like that. you always love pulling that shit on me, and it always makes me want to peel my skin off. i hope you're happy <333