life lesson:
if you're getting wasted with your best friend, who just graduated from fire college, it probably isn't a good idea to challenge them to several rounds of bloody knuckles.
god. i wish i had a camera, so that you people could see the damage
i can't masturbate
i can barely type. i couldn't ball up a fist to save my life.
gooooood. tiiiiiimes.
if you're getting wasted with your best friend, who just graduated from fire college, it probably isn't a good idea to challenge them to several rounds of bloody knuckles.
god. i wish i had a camera, so that you people could see the damage
i can't masturbate

i can barely type. i couldn't ball up a fist to save my life.
gooooood. tiiiiiimes.
Still, a drunk wrestle with you might not be boring.
I bet you long for the days when you were merely too tired to jerk it.
MWAH!