knockitnof

So I'm just about done with the worst year of my life known as my deployment to the middle east(not allowed to say the exact country) with the military. I'm known to be pasty white my whole life, yay for fair skin! So I try to go out in the 145 degree heat and tan for a few hours, I apply mass amounts of sunscreen spf 50, roughly every 15 minutes or so and i end up with sun poisoning and 2nd degree sundburn. Dumbass of the year award has gone to me in a landslide. I have never been so itchy in my life.