shandyowl:
God loves stoners the most for he gave them plants to smoke and animals to pet?
INTERNET OUTAGES FROM HURRICANE COULD FORCE PEOPLE TO INTERACT WITH OTHER PEOPLE, OFFICIALS WARN
FEMA: Prepare for Unwanted Eye Contact, Awkward Silences
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) As Hurricane Irene prepared to batter the East Coast of the United States, federal disaster officials warned that Internet outages caused by the storm could force people to interact with other people for the first time in years.
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FEMA: Prepare for Unwanted Eye Contact, Awkward Silences
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) As Hurricane Irene prepared to batter the East Coast of the United States, federal disaster officials warned that Internet outages caused by the storm could force people to interact with other people for the first time in years.
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velvetfaerie:
lol....
but seriously... be safe.... just looked and that is one fuckin huge storm !
but seriously... be safe.... just looked and that is one fuckin huge storm !
After reading the
the sentence, you are
now aware that the
the human brain
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inform you that the
the word 'the' has
been repeated twice
every time.
the sentence, you are
now aware that the
the human brain
often does not
inform you that the
the word 'the' has
been repeated twice
every time.
eroticgeek:
Thanks for the compliment on my eyelashes. 
Everyone asks me if they are fake. They aren't. I was just blessed with extremely long lashes. If I wear mascara they are even longer. It is crazy.
Everyone asks me if they are fake. They aren't. I was just blessed with extremely long lashes. If I wear mascara they are even longer. It is crazy.Bad As Me, by Tom Waits (title song of his new album):
Youre the head on the spear
Youre the nail on the cross
Youre the fly in my beer
Youre the key that got lost
Youre the letter from Jesus on the bathroom wall
Youre mother superior in only a bra
Youre the same kind of bad as me
Im the hat on the...
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WRITING & SINGING THE BLUES SOME GUIDELINES
1. Most Blues begin, Woke up this morning. I got a good woman is a bad way to begin The Blues, unless you stick something nasty in the next line like, I got a good woman, with the meanest face in town.
2. The Blues is simple. After you get the first line right, repeat it. Then find...
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1. Most Blues begin, Woke up this morning. I got a good woman is a bad way to begin The Blues, unless you stick something nasty in the next line like, I got a good woman, with the meanest face in town.
2. The Blues is simple. After you get the first line right, repeat it. Then find...
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alisa:
nope still didn't work for me but i did see the one of the two eating corndogs at fairs 
knives2meatyou:
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
You can't make this stuff up....
shandyowl:
More to be pitied than scolded?
From: TOMWAITS.COM [mailto:TOMWAITS.COM@mail.vresp.com]
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2011 4:57 PM
Subject: Tom Waits Sets the Rumors Straight
There have been rumblings and rumors. New music from Tom Waits, you say?
Come to TomWaits.com on Tuesday August 23rd, and Mr. Waits himself will
set the record straight.
- ANTI Records
(my P.S. = oooooohhh!)
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2011 4:57 PM
Subject: Tom Waits Sets the Rumors Straight
There have been rumblings and rumors. New music from Tom Waits, you say?
Come to TomWaits.com on Tuesday August 23rd, and Mr. Waits himself will
set the record straight.
- ANTI Records
(my P.S. = oooooohhh!)
shandyowl:
Someone is going to be on the receiving end of a massive lawsuit for filming my autobiography without permission...