An old joke from Sarah Silverman:
An elderly couple goes to Germany, and they're doing the whole tour. They get into a big fight on the bus, and then they go on to the tour of Auschwitz and they're not speaking to each other the whole time. And they get back on the bus, and the husband says, "You were right. I was wrong. I'm sorry." And she says, "Oh, now you're sorry. Now that you ruined Auschwitz for me."
Speaking of showers...
Hey, don't be mad at me, blame Sarah!
P.S. FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in an Aston Martin than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
An elderly couple goes to Germany, and they're doing the whole tour. They get into a big fight on the bus, and then they go on to the tour of Auschwitz and they're not speaking to each other the whole time. And they get back on the bus, and the husband says, "You were right. I was wrong. I'm sorry." And she says, "Oh, now you're sorry. Now that you ruined Auschwitz for me."
Speaking of showers...
Hey, don't be mad at me, blame Sarah!
P.S. FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in an Aston Martin than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
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And awesome rules btw