Does anyone know the exact date in 2012 that the world is supposed to end? I have plans to make and it wouldn't make much sense to book a room if I'm not going to be there to use it, know what I mean?
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Courtesy of Bill Maher:
That's right. The Pope is coming to America this week, and, ladies, he's single! Now, I know what you're thinking: "Bill, you can't be saying that the Catholic Church is no better than this creepy Texas cult! For one thing, altar boys can't even get pregnant."
But, really, what tripped up the "little cult on the prairie" was that they only...
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That's right. The Pope is coming to America this week, and, ladies, he's single! Now, I know what you're thinking: "Bill, you can't be saying that the Catholic Church is no better than this creepy Texas cult! For one thing, altar boys can't even get pregnant."
But, really, what tripped up the "little cult on the prairie" was that they only...
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depraved_doll:
the Catholic Church is the Bear Stearns of organized paedophilia?? that is not something you read everyday, although it probably should be as it is scarily spot-on!!
nice quote!
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nice quote!
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sushii:
This is hilarious, but equally sad because of how true it is. I don't know how to feel! LOL! I feel bad, but I am laughing! GUH! 
tahloolah:
heh funnyyyy
teyla:
Ha ha, that's so funny!
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elipsis:
haha, oh wow... lol
skeletonbaby:
What a cruel joke to play!
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_nobody_:
thanks for your comment on my blog..i'm sorry sometimes i'm very lazy and take ages to answer back....your message really helped me to feel better!
jaie:
haha
There is a tide in the affairs of men.
Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune;
Omitted, all the voyage of their life
Is bound in shallows and in miseries.
On such a full sea are we now afloat,
And we must take the current when it serves,
Or lose our ventures.
- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"
Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune;
Omitted, all the voyage of their life
Is bound in shallows and in miseries.
On such a full sea are we now afloat,
And we must take the current when it serves,
Or lose our ventures.
- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"
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tahloolah:
the streets- niiiice
did you steal those form your kid, ya ol' fart?
:-D
did you steal those form your kid, ya ol' fart?
:-D
From today's Charlotte Observer:
Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police said Wednesday they believe they caught two of the three thieves who have been using stolen garage door openers to break into homes in southern Mecklenburg over the last two weeks.
The arrest followed a confrontation Wednesday afternoon between a suspect and a break-in victim, who used a golf club to defend himself, police said.
Capt. R. M. Golding...
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Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police said Wednesday they believe they caught two of the three thieves who have been using stolen garage door openers to break into homes in southern Mecklenburg over the last two weeks.
The arrest followed a confrontation Wednesday afternoon between a suspect and a break-in victim, who used a golf club to defend himself, police said.
Capt. R. M. Golding...
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horrorchick:
that is so crazy what were they thinking? how dumb
tahloolah:
that is a great example of why i hate people from NC. fucking morons.
your lucky....you're an implant. otherwise, you'd be sooo not on my friends ha-ha
your lucky....you're an implant. otherwise, you'd be sooo not on my friends ha-ha
EPIC
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keely:
Nice!
This was less of a vacation than a pilgrimage from one Gold's Gym franchise to the next along the West Coast. On the road, we bought water-packed tuna and ate it dry, tossing the empty cans in the backseat. We washed it down with diet soda and farted the length of Interstate 5.
Ed and Bill shot preloaded syringes of D-ball, and I did everything...
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Ed and Bill shot preloaded syringes of D-ball, and I did everything...
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_nobody_:
hello! i just discovered your message on my blog!! thanks a lot for your sweet comment!
nova_:
Why thank you ! 
Say what?
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kip:
mmm choc and coconut, killer combo
alannah:
Love that video!!!!
just what I needed tonight!!!!
You rock!!
just what I needed tonight!!!!
You rock!!
"Ok, look," Lugo lights another cigarette, takes a long first drag. "This? We could give a fuck. We're out there on a higher calling." He nods at a passing patrol car, something the driver said making him laugh. "You know what I'm saying?"
"More serious shit?"
"There you go."
"That's all I got."
"I'm not talking about what you got. I'm talking about what you...
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"More serious shit?"
"There you go."
"That's all I got."
"I'm not talking about what you got. I'm talking about what you...
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nova_:
haha! Yeah I'm a real rebel huh!?
You lie - I have to ass in this pic
You lie - I have to ass in this pic
nova_:
I mean "no ass" haha 
For those of you outside the U.S., this is the American version of "Whose Line Is It Anyway," which was hosted way back when by Drew Carey. It's an old clip but if you've never seen it (or even if you have), watch and be amazed....
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kellymonster:
Richard Simmons made my breakfast smoothie taste icky. There is no need.
vera:
I frickin love that show!
we probably have a better chance of the world ending due to poison in our food or something. i've always wanted to stockpile weapons though...