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Eva Mendes Sex Tape!

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stanleigh:

I love it! You are a wordsmith Mr. Knives. Build me up but keep me humble

Aug 27, 2010

totem:

Ahhh I'm a mumbler too! An offshoot of my childhood stammering unfortunately!

Sep 4, 2010

All Americans need to hear THIS

(the rest of you can listen too...)

shando:

LMAO

Jul 17, 2010

I know this has been out for awhile now, but it doesn't get any less funny. Enjoy.

New post, old joke...

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.

'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening

a young woman. I directed them to leave...
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pixel:

hahahahahahahahahahaha............. You found me out, I am definitely perverted, but then you must be equally perverted, to even imagine such things. Big words? Bring 'em on, I'm hard-core.

Jul 8, 2010

suicide_blonde:

Pretty badass.
I'll be okay with this venue as long as it doesn't ruin the possibility of a giant, animatronic Eddie.

Jul 8, 2010

Go see "The Secret in Their Eyes" (El secreto de sus ojos).

Right now.

Some of the MANY differences between men and women:

NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will refer to each other as Fat Boy, Dumbo, and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's...
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sysca:

Your blog made my day.
I like this kind of facts.

Jul 3, 2010

Perhaps some of you have seen these - Eizo has produced the most unique pin-up calendar ever. Eizo manufactures high-end medical imaging equipment and they've created a pin-up calendar where the model is actually X-rayed (so you really do see more of her than anywhere else).

People love their pin-ups to show some skin - how about pin-ups with NO skin!

P.S. Gotta love the...
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marksy:

that is unique and sweet. Now i wanna see an SG do it with all the bonus metal in piercings

Jun 29, 2010

ahlam:

Thank you! It's 16x20.
Totally agree with you about online friends being unreal... that's a good point. I still prefer them to my 'real' friends sometimes though.

Jun 30, 2010

On an unsilly note, for once... Barbara Kingsolver is an American author whose prose sings like poetry. Here is an excerpt from her book, "Prodigal Summer," copyright 2000 by Barbara Kingsolver:

Eight years a widower, Garnett still sometimes awoke disoriented and lost to the day. It was because of the large empty bed, he felt; a woman was an anchor. Lacking a wife, he had...
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lilli:

*sigh*
i love her, and that book.

Jun 23, 2010

carnelian:

haha cool thanks!!

Jun 25, 2010

A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed
over, please come forward to the front by the altar."
With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher
asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
The preacher put one...
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carnelian:

Thats sweet of you thanks!

Jun 20, 2010