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And old joke, but just as stupid as the first time I heard it:

A hippie boards a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her and says, "Far out. You're a beauty. Can we have sex?"

"No," she replies, shocked, "I'm married to God." She stands up and gets off at the next stop.

The bus driver turns to...
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ashlee234:
stupid yes, but funny smile lol
zombiekittybot:
alright
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In case you missed this...


Wow
shandyowl:
Destruction can be a beautiful thing.
exuvia:
Thank you
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Hey hey hey, the end is near
On a good day you can see the end from here
But I won't turn back, now, though the way is clear
I will stay for the remainder

I saw a life, and I called it mine
I saw it, drawn so sweet and fine
And I had begun to fill in all the lines
Right down to...
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merlowe:
tongue Totally agree..Spanx for sharin! biggrin
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zombiekittybot:
Ahahaha idk what my panties even say.
zombiekittybot:
Oh yes! She's just like her mommy!
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ceres:
thank you! smile
zombiekittybot:
Hey I said those exact words about the just wanting to see me naked
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texy:
Haha biggrin
texy:
ps. Omigosh your kitties are gorgeous!
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Ok, no one wants to read serious shit in an SG blog, so instead of my last entry, how about THIS:

lottie:
Gah. It did't post my comment. frown Waah. I'll try, try again!

I'm going to go with option C) and say that I have an aging painting in my attic, while I stay young forever! Bwahaha!!!blush

And while I do enjoy some classic bodily function humor, some people on sg DO like to read the serious shit too! (hehe. I said doo...) kiss
ortie:
Thank you kiss
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"Write those letters now; call your friends and them to write them. If you don't, this program I promise you, will pass just as surely as the sun will come up tomorrow, and behind it will come other federal programs that will invade every area of freedom as we have known it in this country. Until, one day, as Normal Thomas said we will awake...
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zombiekittybot:
I'm so sorry that this year has been bad! I hope that the new year brings you tons of joy! You deserve it and Happy Thanksgiving!
zombiekittybot:
smile that's super sweet! I love listening to Air! My mom is feeling much better now.
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Son of the Hulk



(trust me on this)
sysca:
aha, that's really good.
shandyowl:
Good stuff but I am a traditionalist who enjoys it when Hulk gets angry and smashes things.

Although...