An Open Letter from Rick Perry (by way of Andy Borowitz)
Dear American,
For the last few weeks Ive been under constant attack. My opponents would have you believe that if Im elected, youll be stripped of your Social Security benefits and will be scrounging for food in dumpsters with all the desperation of a feral cat.
Of course, thats true. But what they dont...
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Dear American,
For the last few weeks Ive been under constant attack. My opponents would have you believe that if Im elected, youll be stripped of your Social Security benefits and will be scrounging for food in dumpsters with all the desperation of a feral cat.
Of course, thats true. But what they dont...
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Every so often, in spite of my continued efforts to show my dumber self, I am drawn back to great writing and, as a change of pace, I thought every so often I'd share some of what I believe is the finest writing of the last century with you. This poem was written almost 100 years ago and it remains as haunting to me as...
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missymalice:
One of my favorite poems. I love Eliot. "The Hollow Men" is another good one. 
eroticgeek:
Thanks for sharing!
tahloolah:
omfg. that was HILARIOUS
tahloolah:
listen, i was all broke, you leave me be!
tahloolah:
i'm baaaaack
littleamanda:
Bahahahahahhaa. Excellent post, friend
niniane:
Thanks so much for your support! I really appreciate it
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spazzing:
hahaha yes, i read about this the other day. so happy. and it looks so yummy too
spazzing:
lol precisely my thoughts. though i cant really get a tattoo whenever, only when i have money. and id prefer to get this when its still on my mind. ten years down the line this tattoo idea might not be relative to my life so getting it would be weird, but having it would be good to remind myself of this time. plus, its a small tatt so its not like im gonna use up allllllll the money
Did you know that the words "race car" spelled backwards still spell "race car"?
And that "eat" is the only word that, if you take the first letter and move it to the last, spells its own past tense, "ate"?
And if you rearrange the letters in "Tea Party Republicans," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Shut the fuck up you bigoted,...
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And that "eat" is the only word that, if you take the first letter and move it to the last, spells its own past tense, "ate"?
And if you rearrange the letters in "Tea Party Republicans," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Shut the fuck up you bigoted,...
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elody:
meep! i know i still have my fingers crossed though.
vermin:
Believe me it does for me too. This has been my worst case scenario since I brought the little guy home, every time I let him out I'm worried he won't come back. Difference is, Korky is joined to me at the hip, whereas Ru was always a wild thing. He's always waiting for me when I come home, he sleeps on my bed, if I go away for a few days he pines for me and refuses to eat, just lies on my bed waiting. He's practically part of me and for him to go missing is so out of character for him I just don't know what to think. I would assume he'd been stolen if we hadn't had a sighting from a neighbour who knows him. If he doesn't come home or we don't find him I'm never getting another cat, I can't handle this a third time 
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xxCHEYNEY'S BOOK FEATURES FOREWORD BY SATAN
Couldnt Put it Down, Says Prince of Darkness
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) Publishing circles were abuzz today with the news that the new memoir by former Vice President Dick Cheney features a foreword by an unusual contributor: Satan.
In his introduction, the Prince of Darkness said he rarely reads political memoirs but made an exception in the case...
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Couldnt Put it Down, Says Prince of Darkness
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) Publishing circles were abuzz today with the news that the new memoir by former Vice President Dick Cheney features a foreword by an unusual contributor: Satan.
In his introduction, the Prince of Darkness said he rarely reads political memoirs but made an exception in the case...
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eroticgeek:
I agree with crafygrrl
shandyowl:
God loves stoners the most for he gave them plants to smoke and animals to pet?