knitzy

ULTIMATE FAIL.

What an abortion of a flick. If you're into flashy effects and no plot to speak of, it's good. If you like movies that look like they were put together by a six year-old with elmer's glue, then it's great.
What did the editor do, leave the film at home by accident? His dog must have eaten all the good parts. I can just imagine it now, "Oh shit..oh shit! The premier is tomorrow! Fuck fuck fuck...Elsaaa? Where's the TAPE? No tape!? GLUE? GLLUUEEE?! DO WE HAVE IT? Yes? Okay. Good."

Otherwise, no go. They botched it, bigtime.

Maybe it's because I'm a huge book nerd and I'm very anal when it comes to details, but why wouldn't you be?
BAHHH. What a waaaaaaaaaaaaste of film. It's an amazing book, leave it on paper.


Here's a cute picture of me to make up for it.