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Wednesday May 06, 2009

May 6, 2009
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Starting now, I'm taking girlfriend applications. I mean GIRL-friend. I don't have any good girl friends to...gossip with and eat ice cream and talk shit and get dressed up in ridiculous clothing for going out on the town...I NEED ONE.
REQUIREMENTS:
Must haves;
1- Nice boobies. For asthetic purposes.
2- Nice personality, with a hint of sarcasm and bitterness!
3- Same shoe size. (So we can trade! Not a must.)

Fuck, well I think most of you girls would fit into the requirements, but you're all SO FAR AWAY. FUCK.

I need a girlyfriend.

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hellocupcake:
i have mediocre boobs and wear an 8 or so
May 7, 2009
rubydm:
I have double D's, and I'm extremely sarcastic and bitter! lol, but I'm a ten (shoes, pants size, AND on a scale). In NJ no less.
I hear what you mean though, it's hard to make female friends, huh?
gl!
May 14, 2009

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