Starting now, I'm taking girlfriend applications. I mean GIRL-friend. I don't have any good girl friends to...gossip with and eat ice cream and talk shit and get dressed up in ridiculous clothing for going out on the town...I NEED ONE.
REQUIREMENTS:
Must haves;
1- Nice boobies. For asthetic purposes.
2- Nice personality, with a hint of sarcasm and bitterness!
3- Same shoe size. (So we can trade! Not a must.)
Fuck, well I think most of you girls would fit into the requirements, but you're all SO FAR AWAY. FUCK.
I need a girlyfriend.
REQUIREMENTS:
Must haves;
1- Nice boobies. For asthetic purposes.
2- Nice personality, with a hint of sarcasm and bitterness!
3- Same shoe size. (So we can trade! Not a must.)
Fuck, well I think most of you girls would fit into the requirements, but you're all SO FAR AWAY. FUCK.
I need a girlyfriend.
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I hear what you mean though, it's hard to make female friends, huh?
gl!