Alright, alright, I'm updating! I'm at work, bored with Ryan. None of our appointments are showing up god damn it all, everyone sucks, so I'm going to go to the store to buy sea salt.
We just took the garbage out and Ryan stepped in garbage-y ooze and it's all over his white sneakers. He's super anal-retentive, so he's running upstairs to scrub his shoes...
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