Last weekend was a combined birthday for a few friends of mine... many laughs were had (including a 2hr long dick joke), on the way home however I was recalling one conversation I had about a friend and realising that what I was saying applied to myself as well...
See, its almost March, which means its almost a year since I go laid. Yes, its pathetic. I had been saying about my friend that the reason his behavior had been a bit full on and crass of late was because he wasn't getting any, and so then BAM it hits me, perhaps the reason I'm such a cranky bitch these days is the same. Worse, I don't really even have any prospects so the situation is unlikely to change any time soon, but more to the point I dont have anywhere to even direct my interest. Not even someone to crush on, which is a giant pool of suck, because everyone loves to have a crush. Me, I've got... Suicide Girls. Hail Eris for the Suicide Girls.
See, its almost March, which means its almost a year since I go laid. Yes, its pathetic. I had been saying about my friend that the reason his behavior had been a bit full on and crass of late was because he wasn't getting any, and so then BAM it hits me, perhaps the reason I'm such a cranky bitch these days is the same. Worse, I don't really even have any prospects so the situation is unlikely to change any time soon, but more to the point I dont have anywhere to even direct my interest. Not even someone to crush on, which is a giant pool of suck, because everyone loves to have a crush. Me, I've got... Suicide Girls. Hail Eris for the Suicide Girls.
meow:
I was interviewing for an esthetician position at a spa.
